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	5 Neopian Villains That Aren't Actually That Bad There are some in the Gallery that I personally think really shouldn't be there at all. by mr_holithon
	Top Ten Vegan Stores in Neopia You don't need to be vegan to enjoy these Neopian stores. If you're not, think of them as a challenge to try something different! by luv_my_pets_666
	Get Your Pets to Eat Broccoli There are a variety of interesting ways to add broccoli to every pet's diet. by jj2277
	How to Educate Your Neopet on a Budget The age-old tradition of reading books. by alemar1912
	Courtesy on the Neoboards Some plain and simple rules any Neopian should follow whilst on the boards. by chax1414
	A Habitarium Guide for Slow Computers Both of these methods work great; you will just need to find the one that works best for you and your computer. by silly_mistake
	Paint Brush Polls: Robot Over 200 users voted and the top 10 pets are on display below. Prepare yourself to be awed--just don't stand too close, in case someone short-circuits... by kallykat_03
	A World of Screenies You will find screenies all over the Internet, but less common are places where it has developed into the art form that it has in Neopia. by weaponstar
	Cavillace's Guide to Customising a Mutant Neopet I have decided to submit my own article for those who share my mutant form. Here is your option for how to customise a mutant Neopet... by mamasimios
	Grundo Independence Day: The Top Five Grundos *BZZT* All Grundos to the recreation deck, please. Repeat. All Grundos to the recreation deck immediately, please. Thank you. by kadface
	Mutant Day Customization Mutant Day is upon us again! A day to celebrate Sloth and his most wonderful creations. by kuroge
	Dressing Your Mutant - 25 Wearables You Should Know You may think mutants are un-customizable because they can't wear regular clothing, right? Well – wrong! Also by sinistrous by agedbeauty
	Top 10 Mutant Shopkeepers It’s Mutant Day. The whole of Neopia is slathered in slime, tentacles, and of course the monstrous creations of Dr. Sloth... by _owlsong_

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"When Mr. Weatherby Forgot How To Say No" by partonsvite
Most days, it was quiet. Today had been one of those days, and I relished it. I perched atop my beaten old stool and retrieved my spectacles from my waistcoat pocket; the world slipped into focus as I placed them delicately on my beak, and leaned in to work. There was a really rather broken watch scattered about my workbench, its myriad of beautiful brass parts glinting gently...

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