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	Ten Things We Don't Know About Cap'n Threelegs His secrets unveiled. by kylacz
	A History of Neopian Proverbs All school and no play makes Sally a dull Usul. by autotune
	Life Without Toilet Paper? It's time to get down to all the clever items they HAVEN'T come up with! by indulgences
	Shopkeeping: Neopian-Style Have you ever wondered why they became shopkeepers? by ponytail135
	Popularity Is Just a Word What about those pets at the bottom who can be created at any time and simply... aren't? by mercyofthefallen
	MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it. by carrotopian
	Ten Tips That Will Make Your Pets Love You! In this article are ten tips that will make your Neopet love you! by andrewthebestes
	Orange-Tastic Oranges are tangy, delicious and, quote, 'bursting with vitamin C.' What's not to love about them? by madkgoser
	A Guide to Help You Roll Your Dice of Destiny Any fans of dice games will surely be delighted as this game has put a twist on most dice games you're used to playing! by facetiousmind

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The door was thrown open and a drenched brown Hissi stumbled through, bringing several litres of rainwater with him. Spitting out a mouthful of water, he pulled off his coat and fedora and dropped them unceremoniously on the floor. "Good morning, Deirdre. Ghastly..."

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The Techo Fan Supports Mystery Island!
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The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part Seven
"Now, what can I help you with, majesty?" She grinned as if finding herself hilariously clever for knowing who Cove was.

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