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	What To Do If Your Pet Is An Evil Villain Bwahahahaha! by seahorsepond
	A Message to All Darigan Pets Attention all darigan pets: Lord Kass has decided to grace you with a special message... by yippo_yippee
	The Complete Lab Ray Guide Here, my friends (and... enemies...) you will hear a guide, which is likely overly-elaborated, on the lab ray... by kinscin
	Picking the Perfect Petpet - Part I Are you having trouble choosing that one special Petpet? Part 1 of 3 by arah_n
	Why Write For The Neopian Times? Is it really worth all that huge amount of effort? by absdafabs
	Mind Boggling! A list of Neopia's top ten brain-teasers, each in a different location! by yampuff
	Gravy Train I would like to bring my study of Graviology to a broader audience. To that end, I have assembled here a list of my most favourite foods... by mamasimios
	10 Reasons Why Baby Pets Rock These are ten reasons to convince your pet that being painted or zapped baby is not bad. by marbookworm22
	T.R.O.T.R.O.D.S. - The Guide You must defend Kreludor (and various other places) from the notorious Dr. Frank Sloth... by surath
	Eye Liner Or Hair Dye? Life As A Neopian Goth It seems that you haven't found your calling in life. It seems that the sun is simply too potent for your inner child of darkness. by iamskot
	How to Look Smart While chatting on the boards, do you feel people do not realize just how intelligent you are? by xoxheartlessxox

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"Oh To Be Beautiful!" by pippin_me
He strived to make more neopoints only to feed me, and I ate more foreign and exotic foods. Then he vanished. For almost a month I waited in our almost bare neohome for his return. I'd lay my huge Acara head on my yellow paws and watch the door awaiting his key to turn in the lock. It wasn't that I was stuck inside the house, not at all, it was just that...

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Being Grey: Part Four
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