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The N8 Wet Blanket

Attending the summit are the usual eight representatives of Neopia's most powerful and populous nations...

by sariphe
Keeping Your Lab Pet Happy

Some tips on how using the Lab Ray can be a profitable and fun experience for both you AND your pet!

by arah_n
Your Guide to Avatar Games

They are really quite fun and anyone can play them, no matter what your avatar count is.

by nightcrawlernp
Mystery Island Exploration – Jungle Fauna

I, Lillooh the white Xweetok, am going to explore Mystery Island's wildlife!

by petitehirondelline
A Letter to Neopia – Declaration of Sentiments

You, owners, I beg you understand me. Neopets do have feelings...

by hidden_0_o
The Best of Doughnut Fruit

A Top Ten List - With Commentary!

by elequent
Game Avatars 101

a.k.a. How to show Glubgar / Eliv Thade / TNT (sorry guys) who's boss!

by horripilated
Peophins' Grooming

I'm here to speak about Peophins everywhere. Oh, and here’s Gwana (Nagwana) to help out (giving her opinion of everything under Kreludor is more like it).

by razoonafairy9038
Gobblers: The Underrated Phenomenon

We - Andrea and Emma - are here to help others cultivate the same love of Gobblers as we have. Let's aim to spread Gobbler Awareness across Neopia...

Also by repeat

by akari24

Which Yooyu Are You?

Are you wanting to look into your inner Yooyu personality? Look no further!

by moto_chiyo699
Introducing Destruct-O-Match 3!

This game is definitely prehistoric looking...

by yautja_warrior
Need To Know About Yooyuball And The Altador Cup

Need some help with this year's Altador Cup or having trouble scoring with a certain yooyuball? Then read this article!

by 0o_lionheart_o0
 
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"Trade My Heart" by draco_de
"I'm not a trading card," Dante said curtly, moving farther into the room, smoke puffing out of the Shadow Draik's nostrils as he glanced between his owner and the visitor. "You aren't considering this, are you?" he asked, astonished with the look of thought on Trish's face. How could she be seriously considering this? "No. NO! You can't!"




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Never Good Enough
Jhuliora wasn't worried. She had always been the smartest in all of her preparation classes...

by ahseenam

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Fiction Addiction
"I think I'm too weak," said Livvy to Grettelle. "I don't have the nerve to confront someone like that. I'm too afraid to hurt their feelings..."

by jayandcourtneyk

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The Frozen Skeith - A Princess Airy Tale: Part Three
The mammoth Mutant Skeith lumbered towards them, the ground shaking beneath each step, his eyes glowing with hunger...

by brokensilent

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The Curious Incident of the Statue in the Night-time: Part Six
"What is the meaning of this?" King Skarl shouted at the assembled Shenkuu guards...

by herdygerdy

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Maya & Minki - Business Trouble
What could have made them think that? *pokes sign*

by manisha_3_3

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Famous Friends are Handy!
The benefits of befriending the Easter Cybunny...

by starlite1287



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