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Short Stories
 | Stinky Savior"What's up, smelly?"
Though Charlie had heard these insults his whole life, he never got used to them.
by horse_lovee |  | Lost in... Jelly World?For years Neopians everywhere have claimed a certain world doesn't exist.
by butterfly7672 |  | InsecuritiesYou are most beautiful when you are yourself.
by nasash |  | The Life of a Lab RatI suppose that it all started the day my first owner took me to the pound.
by angelremove |  | Made Me Realize"Let's go," I said.
"What? Why? I can't, you can't! It's not practical, it's far too soon, you have no idea how-"
by jockylocky |  | Taking StockHe'd been sitting out in the sun too long, trying to enjoy his Kiko Lake vacation, but despite it all, the stress from his real life back as an analyst in the Neopian Stock Market was taking over.
by niddyz |  | The Perils of Cross-PaintingDear Mrs. Rittaninny, I'm sorry this assignment is late. Exactly why it's late is a long story that I'll have to tell you someday.
by almedha |
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"The Perils of Cross-Painting" by almedha
How did my summer go? Well, that's a question and a half. I expect the other Neopets in class had lovely summers, going to the beach on Mystery Island, or going to Game Camp, or searching for Jelly World, or whatever it is that normal Neopets do. I'm not exactly normal, though, and I'll tell you why: my owner thought it would be an awesome idea to paint me Christmas and Pirate...
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 Rogue and Rover: Part Eight
The ice knight's armor and helmet were studded with wicked ice spikes – Kanrik noticed those very clearly as the knight swung his shield at him in an attack that would have crushed him like a Grackle Bug.
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