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Portraits

"I know you're young, but you need to understand this. You're a dark faerie."

by ginny_invisible
The Star and Flame Chronicles: Babysitting

"What's wrong with babysitting? They're only babies and besides, we're getting paid..."

by reeses_pet
Aristocratic Letters

Dear Lady von Cybunny,

Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA.

by christmas_ice

The Avant-Garde Neohome

"It's perfect," cried a reporter from the Neopian Times. "How did you ever come up with such an elegant, simple design?"

by mariofan14
Save the Band Geeks!

We could tell immediately something was wrong.

by laurapet131
Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World

Once somebody says that Jelly World is real, you know that they are immeasurably insane.

by a_greenparrot
Serendipity

"The test results have proven that your ideal hobby would be... hold on, drum roll please."

by mewberry101_88
The Meepit Show: Issue 400 399 Spectacular

In fact, you lose twice as many points as you would normally as a result of not coming up with that witty answer.

by spoonguardonline
 
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Other Stories


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A Puzzling Game entitled Roodoku
Do you enjoy puzzles involving numbers?

by lakefox

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The Tale of Two Chias
"Say 'Pie!'"

by kylacz

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An Iliad: Part Five
Carefully, Azure stepped out and was escorted by her two guards along a corridor. She kept her eyes peeled for an opportunity for escape...

by eternus_dragon

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Roomies 4: Part Seven
Jhudora whipped out her wand. "Come on, Illusen," she said, nudging the sobbing earth faerie at her side. "We have to get out."

by vanessa1357924680

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The Ultimate Game of Hide-and-Seek
Why not to paint your pets cloud or camouflage.

Idea by dogcrazy04140

by lyteila


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That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Cool as Ice
Now with 66.6667% more ice!

by pikemaster1



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