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The Exchange

"I... I'm so sorry, Aras, I know how much you wanted Zafara Lore, but when I got there it was just so confusing..."

by squire_genevieve
Three Hundred Seconds

As her stylist hurried to apply the rest of Claire's makeup, the Lutari heard the director call out, "Less than five minutes to show time!"

by reggieman721
The Piece of Cardboard Named Hiccups

I knew I had to content her somehow. That was when I remembered those weird little origami petpets that came with the newbie pack...

by getsuei_ryuu
Full Circuit

Nieke used to run every morning, one lap around the inside of the Altador Kingdom wall...

by jen4ever4ree
Memoirs of a Poogle

I was not special then. I was just another dreamer to be scoffed at...

by mithril_mithrandir
The Renegade Snowickle

"Please come down, Soli. My sister doesn't know you've escaped her room. She doesn't need to know..."

by anjie
Take the Field

"Haha, no way! You're no good at Yooyuball; go home and draw or something. Make the teacher proud, teacher's pet!"

by samschelfhout2
Caylis - Moodiness a Myth?

Suddenly Caylis shrank back. More and more Neopets were returning to Old Maraqua to look at the ruins...

by cinnamon_gal
For Better Or For Worse

"I can't believe another teacher quit! What is going on in that classroom?!" Principal Dean sighed...

by colejordan123
A Tale of a Strawberry

Strawberry wildly looked around the playground. All the pets looked perfectly normal. Nobody seemed to be a strawberry, a biscuit, custard, or any other strange color...

by skittykat2_5
Don't Judge a Book (or a Cybunny) By Its Cover

But now she was coming home, and she would be the most beautiful royal Cybunny of them all!

by starry_dragon94
 
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Dealing With Rain



If you belong to the crazy, I mean first, group that appreciates rainy days, this article is not for you. What are you doing here? GO OUT IN THE RAIN! However, if you are in the second group that hesitates at the sight of a single raindrop, this article is for you! Say goodbye to wasted days spent hiding from...



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Deep Secrets: Part One
The shipment came in the morning, when the light slanted through the front window of the shop and onto the trays of jewelry carefully laid out on the counter: rings, necklaces, bracelets...

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Reunited: Part One
Though all others stayed indoors on this stormy night, she alone walked the roads. She feared nothing, for she had nothing to lose...

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Interview with a Meepit
Something's fishy about this...

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Meeping Madness
Revenge *is* sweet...

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