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Friends Are NOT Forever

"I was at the trading post on my way over here, and I bought you a Von Roo plushie! It still has its head!"

by slothgirl
Extraordinary Shelter

That was why when Princess Amira asked her to travel to Altador to bring King Altador a cactus blossom in exchange for his generous gift of Altadorian Nectar at last week's banquet, she jumped at the chance...

by literalluau
Of Robots and Chocolate Milkshakes

Now, it just so happened that the aforementioned Secret Lab Safety for Foolish Assistants was one of the books Bob was carrying. He decided that perhaps now would be a good time to read it, before he caused any disasters...

Also by pyrosquirrelx

by blacebrander

Quinton's Quest for the Golden Carrot

After quite a bit of thoughtful chin-rubbing, Quinton came to a conclusion. Instead of relying on Dervinn's rare items, he would go on his own and search for rare items of his own...

by lassie_nikki
Usuki Man

Maybe you don't know why being a green Usul is so bad for a boy. Well, the thing is, Sally is a green Usul. Having sisters who leave their Usukis around the house doesn't make the situation any better...

by soccerhart12
Two Scoops of Change, Please

"Sporfle! I wondered if you'd stop by today. Quite the turn-out, isn't it!" The Lutari grinned broadly as he handed Sporfle his favorite, Double Chocolate Ice Cream...

by goala_bear
Jhudora Who?

"Why can't I even pull off the least tiny bit of evil? Why are my plots always found out? Maybe I should stop talking to myself when I plot! Especially when I'm in public!"

by qazx301
Painting Up a Problem

"No, I'm... I'm fine, I guess." Terry sighed miserably. Every word seemed to be dragged out of him. I knew grey pets were always sad, but...

by courtney1412
A Diary of a Grundo

Mum told me too, this morning, that I actually had a distant cousin Blu on the Space Station. To think of that! Freaks me out a bit, though; he is a BLUE Grundo after all...

by odonut
 
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"Jhudora Who?" by qazx301
"My plots are barely mentioned in the Neopian Times anymore, and little Miss Vira, so called 'Acara of Darkness', is front page news! I need a new plot - something creative, something unique. Why can't I even pull off the least tiny bit of evil? Why are my plots always found out? Maybe I should stop talking to myself when I plot! Especially when I'm in public!" Noticing the many people staring...




Other Stories


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The Dandy Guide to Being Unfashionable
Who needs fashion when they can show off their uniqueness? With all those stylish clothes out there, there have to be some... different... clothes for your pets to wear, right?

by susankidwell

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What's In a Name?
Names are an important aspect of your Neopet's personality, and with that in mind, I'm here to help you decide on a "good" name for your pet...

by decarious

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Revenge and Resistance: Part Eight
They began sifting through the rubble, looking for any signs. Problem was, they couldn't find anything but exploded rock and twisted steel. There never was anybody in here...

by dan4884

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The Portrait: Part Five
The portrait remained in the storeroom, just as Mrs. Prenderghast had ordered, and never left. In the first few months after that fateful day, she would send servants...

by really_awesome_d00d

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Musings
You want ME to babysit THEM?!

by elegon

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Banana Juice
RIP Usuki Frenzy?

by tewa380



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