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The Misadventures of a Red Hissi

"Hypnotism." Hayden leaned forward. "A guy in my class at school taught it to me. Want to try being hypnotized?"

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by kittengriffin

You Too

They walked onward, away from the Battledome, and Cleo thought things over. William had been so distant with the world lately...

by innuashsgirl
The Un-Surprise Party

"I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties...

by qazx301
Never Ever Forget Me

Kentari was whistling as he finished polishing the blade of a lightweight katana. Satisfied, the Shoyru grinned and held it up at arm's length, admiring the silver blade as it reflected the early-morning light...

by sonictheonlyhedgehog
A Lenny in a Biscuit Suit

"Ahh," her grandfather said, "I suppose you've never looked closely at the Neopian Times, now have you?"

by lavalampsnake99
Advert Attack

Dr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!"

by blackcairn
Rupert's First Mission

Lots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer...

by puffpastry654
Freedom

"Don't worry, buddy," Donald called to me from the bleachers, noticing my nervousness. "You ace this thing every night..."

by springsteen0991
Sibby and the Beach Cave

"The pirates are coming!"

by myrtale
A Faerie Tale

She lived in the Haunted Woods; but now that she was alone, in the dark, far from the warmth of her bed...

by themagpiesbanter
Inspiration

Something had changed. Instead of staring absently at the ceiling or playing around with his quill, he was scratching away like mad at the parchment in front of him...

by c_h_e_e_z_e_s
 
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"Never Ever Forget Me" by sonictheonlyhedgehog
Kentari was about halfway finished with moving everything to a small room in the back of his shop. As he was pushing a box across the floor, something under the counter caught his eye. Dang! I missed something, he thought to himself. Getting on his knees, he crawled under the counter in hopes of retrieving it. It was incredibly dusty in the small space, and Kentari sneezed at least three times before...




Other Stories


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Heavenly (And Not So Heavenly) Sleep!
Find out which beds are perfect for you and which beds you want to avoid!

by lurking_and_giving

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The Twenty Most Delicious Desserts
What desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia?

by harrypotterfan9001

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Revenge and Resistance: Part Five
As for Sloth, his troops were now bordering on unstoppable. Robots and mutant Grundos crowded the halls of the Space Station. Sloth's highest officers held meetings nearly every day to plot out strategy. New recruits were flowing out of the secret laboratory every minute...

by dan4884

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Legacy of Ice: Part Seven
"It makes sense... My mother, she used to go away, every month or so... No one ever told me where, but my grandfather once told me she was going into the mountain's heart..."

by wascoolest123

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Just Another Comic
Show your support of Dr. Sloth with this handsome cap!

by jamz76

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The Unluckiest Kacheek
Oh well, let's go home.

by pachirisulover



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