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	The Return of Destiny "Nice to see you again, dear reader. I mean, I, The Storyteller of this story, would be nothing without you. Thanks for caring about what I have to say. Especially for this magnificent story that I have rescued from the confines of Neopia." collab with sportsagain and noelia_pets by venused
	Lost Origins This is the story of Haileyyyyyy the Island Uni and Iron_Flipper the Island Bruce by fuzzballjesse
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Top 10 Neopets April Fools Jokes through the Years

The first April fools prank happened in Y3 when users woke up to find that many of their pets had a new look! While they were passed off as ‘improvements', most of the new designs more closely resembled a Dr. Sloth experiment. Needless to say, users were relieved when their pets returned to normal the next day.

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Celebrations for All: Doc’s Hybrid Holiday Proposal
“Ladies and gentlemen, and all others, of the board! I have arrived at last! Hold your applause!”

by homsar_eggplant

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O Lupesomem Brasileiro (Portuguese)
"A consequência de toda essa história foi a punição de Licaon, que foi transformado em um Lupe – com pelos amarronzados, olhos esverdeados como a pedra preciosa Jade, e garras afiadas como navalhas – capazes de cortar até mesmo o mais forte dos materiais."

by guga_dodi

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Every Holiday Day Handy Event Schedule!
"A recent Beta conversion of the Neopian calendar had resulted in an error of placing every single official Neopian Holiday onto the same day!"

by pikachu315111

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Introduction to the Neopian Site Community
Learn more about the petpage-based community sites in Neopia! collab with feraico

by emilyhunter5034

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Holiday Scramble
Can you unscramble these holidays?

by birdinggal

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Mutant Mischeif Part One
What is this mutant getting up to?

by angelpansy

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