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The Rusty Ghoul Catchers

Dawn was just breaking over the glorious kingdom of Altador. The bright sun shone through the glass window, letting in hazy streams of light.

by thederelkarak
 
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What Even is that? 20 Strange Items in Neopia



Given how diverse and unique Neopians are, it’s wholly unsurprising that some of their inventions are equally as diverse and unique. Between decorating Neohomes and fighting opponents in the Battledome to preparing dinner parties and brushing up on the latest Neopian literature, there is certainly a benefit to having access to such a wide array of goods at our disposal. But some of these goods are truly beyond comprehension. Too often I find myself asking, “What even is that??” or “Why does this exist??” I frequently ponder how these items originated and what purposes they serve. I also wonder about the fates of their creators. And now, I’d like to share some of those oddities with you.



Other Stories


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The Quiggle’s Quest
Quarkley the Quiggle was no cheat. Sure he liked to play Cheat, and of course he sometimes lied about which cards he was playing. That was the nature of the game, wasn’t it?

by quigglebaby

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Neopets Quiz: Month of Gathering Edition
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by hollywoodshowbox

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Look Like a Faerie Queen in 10 Easy Steps
Everybody in Neopia is familiar with the elegant visage of Queen Fyora. Thousands of years old, Fyora is an extremely powerful faerie and the queen of Faerieland! Recently voted most elegant faerie for the sixtieth consecutive century, it's no wonder so many Neopians express a desire to be just like Fyora.

by umbrex

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The Actual Count Von Roo
expectation v reality

by liezelotte8

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The Altador Cup
We just don't talk about it.

by trishabeakens



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