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Saving the National Neopian Bank: Part One

"Doesn't the National Neopian collect almost everyone's neopoints? Don't you think it's weird that they're suddenly making mistakes?"

by rider_galbatorix
Runaway: Part One

A human girl who looked a few years older than Mike strode from inside the auction house while clutching a large, glass bottle carefully, but Toren noticed the impending collision too late...

by catchinglights
Treasure Hunters: Part One

"So... we meet at last, Scarblade!" Saffy shouted, over the roar of battle cries, and the clanging of swords...

by meganhilty
 
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"Rejection Letters" by cosmicfire918
It is with utmost and sincerest apology that I, King Jazan of Qasala, write to you to beg forgiveness for my utterly untoward acts in the last half of Year 7. I fully admit to my uncouth forwardness in gaining audience with you through unscrupulous means and burdening you with my unpleasant conversation and brusque...




Other Stories


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A Hero's Quest - An Epic Poem
In a modest dwelling lived one named Adrianne,

And she was the greatest sorceress in all the land...

by tj_wagner


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A Rainy Day At The Zoo
Rain pitter-pattered against the roof of the home in Neopia Central. Sulza, the Red Aisha, stared at the drizzling rain. It had been raining all morning...

by goodsigns

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How to Achieve an 18-0 Victory in Yooyuball
Today I challenge every player who reads this to go for the very difficult and elusive "perfect game" of yooyuball.

by drazu

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Top Ten Kau Day Items!
June 19th is Kau Day and to help honor these famous Kaus and celebrate Kaus all over Neopia and their day, we are going to do a countdown of our top ten favorite Kau items in Neopia.

Also written by pearl12388

by mikh26


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Paint Brush Problems: 650th Special (5/9)
You'd get hungry, too, if you had to deliver all those newspapers.

Written by usasoccr

by msjanny


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The Goofers - Cousin's visit, part 6
Who's the boss?

by lintsuf



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