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James Nexis - Betrayal: Part One

Mr Marcus ignored his secretary, and instead focussed a fake smile on James. "You won't have to worry too much about rain where I'm sending you."

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The entire family was going on a vacation to Mystery Island—for a week!

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Your Dice of Destiny



First, you are given the choice to roll either one die or two dice. After your roll, depending on the sum of numbers shown on your die or dice, you will need to choose a lever or levers numbered from 1 – 9 in order to move on and roll your next dice. For example, if you roll only one die and get a 3, you have two options for the levers.You could either click on the number 3 or the numbers 1 and 2...



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