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Secrets in Shenkuu: Part One

Princess Lunara gazed out of her window as another flying ship pulled into the dock.

by a_greenparrot
Revenge: Part One

"Guys, this is Q'tai," she said, resting her hand on his shoulder and seemingly oblivious to the venomous looks he threw at her.

by shadow_sabre_
 
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Advanced Key Questing



I will be discussing what I believe to be the key to unlocking your true potential in Key Quest – namely, the powerups. The three main factors in Key Quest would be the mini-games, just plain luck, and then powerups. Out of these three components, powerups are the most stable and constant factor that you will, for sure, get in every game...



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Confessions of a Twiggermoose
Every day about a hundred owners and willing Neopets come into the shop. I remain unnoticed, usually, but that can all change.

by unosilvah

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A Superstitious Seafarer's Tale
Despite the turbulence of the sea, the Admiral, a pirate Eyrie, had a calm look upon his face.

by rejenerated

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Epode's Seasonal Shopkeeping
So, you want a successful shop? But do you find malling to be too much hassle?

by epode

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Interview with... Erm... Who IS That Guy?
I work for a secret organization, and giving out my name would get me blasted with a ray gun, er, oh nevermind.

by return_of_weatherbee

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Kadventures - Let's Pretend
Eat healthy but imagine unhealthy!?

Also by patjade

by blaumann


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Somewhat Presentable - Graveyards
Based on actual Mutant Graveyard of Doom 2 events.

by crk524



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