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"Mr. Woogums" by layniefayce
I was all settled in and prepared for a day of doing absolutely nothing but lying on my bed and staring at the ceiling. It's what average blue Skeiths like me do best, besides eating that is. When people tell you not to label my species as grumpy, lethargic, and incredibly boring, let me give you a piece of advice. Don't listen to them. Every assumption ever made about Skeiths is absolutely correct...

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Things started getting a little wacky around noon, when my owner Alexandra came home from a good three and a half hours of doing what she does best; shopping.

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Here I sit, after one of the most expensive meals of my life, recalling for this grand newspaper my night’s accomplishments...

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Whack-a-Roo
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ERROR: A Skeith Ate This Title!
Skeiths will eat anything!

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