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"Valentime" by _sunset_phoenix
The last room in the house has a towering ceiling. It extends past the third story of the house. The gleaming walls are soft, made of clouds. Actually, there is a double wall: inside this one is an army of clockwork pets, moving mechanically around and around, piled on top of each other, toys from a long time past. And we are building a time machine...

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Shock-A-Lots
I, Opelia, your ordinary Buzz, was about to be painted ELECTRIC! I was so ecstatic!

by grapesourhorse

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Valentime
Clocks all around tick softly, loudly, some with the brays of Kaus, some with the gentle song of a faerie, some with the dull, mechanical noise that we all know from our own homes...

by _sunset_phoenix

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Out of the Gravel Pit
Choosing a gift can be stressful. The tired old phrase, “It’s the thought that counts” should probably be rewritten to say, “Your thoughts count!”

by crickeetbug

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Wanted: 1 EVIL Valentine!
Hellooo there puny, average, ugly Neopian! I, Dr. Frank Sloth, am on a quest to find the purrrfect valentine this year.

by comput6712

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101 Ways to Defeat the Snowager
... and last but not least...

by bulbabean

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Flapdoodle
The obligatory "fishing" comic...

by obviousfakename

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