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10 Items To Get You Ready for Usukicon!
*High-pitched screams* OH-MY-GWORTZ! The best event of the year is here! Usukicon! It’s a pink parade! This is the time all of us doll collectors go absolutely CRAY-ZAY over the new releases, the playsets, the collector’s editions, the goodie bags… *sighs* It’s like Usuki Dreamland, right? The name is Lucie, by the way! You may know me as Neopia’s biggest Usuki fan, some even may say… frenzied Usuki fan!
You are absolutely mistaken if you think you can wear whatever to the event. This is NOT the time to be comfortable—it's the time to shine and show everyone at Usukicon that YOU are the ultimate Usuki fan with your Usukifit. Got it?
So get in, loser, we are going to steal these 10 ideas that will make you, like, the coolest Usuki fan ever!
Usuki Dream Car
Vroom vroom! Everybody make way for this pink cruise! You have to arrive at Usukicon in style, and you'll be turning heads with its red velvet seats and glossy finish. Is it a fast car, you may ask? What is its engine like? Silly questions! The only thing that matters is looking cool! And you will look absolutely FABULOUS in this car.
10th Birthday Usuki Birthday Lunch Bag
Cool collectors stay well-fed and energized throughout the entire event. That’s like, the basics, you know? This Lunch Bag is not only THE cutest thing, but it’s also super high tech- whatever, and it keeps your food warm (or cold!) for a long time! Which is exactly what you need, because you’ll be walking for HOURS to snag the best deals on Usuki dolls.
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 The Missing Usuki Mystery
It was that time of the year when Usukicon spread across Neopia Central. Excitement was beaming all over Neopia as everyone prepared for the big event. Collectors would polish their display shelves. Traders organised their rarest items, and Neopians counted the days until the biggest celebration of Usukis in all of Neopia.
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