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“I know you care about His Excellency. Are you worried for his health?” Aidan nodded, “Yes, I am. He’s not getting any younger, and they need a twelfth member.

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Edible Spooky Foods: Entrées that Won't Eyeball You



We all want to visit the Haunted Woods this upcoming fall season - with cooler weather and upcoming Halloween festivities, everyone is in the mood for carnival games, haunted houses, and pumpkin patch visiting! But this time on your yearly excursion to the Deserted Fairgrounds, you forgot to pack your Light Faerie Sandwich and Faerie Chips! However, your stomach is growling louder than the Esophagor. What is a Neopian to do? Dare to take a visit and pick up a snack at the Spooky Foods stand? The Halloween Bruce shopkeeper is friendly enough, and points you to a spread of all kinds of local snacks. But wait, did that sandwich just slither across the table? I think something just flapped out of that soup, and this lollipop just winked at me! Not to mention, I hear some usual moans coming from the back kitchen... Here is a quick and handy guide to choosing the best (and least queasy) option the next time you visit the Deserted Fairground. While we want to avoid any slithering, slimey, or moaning dishes, this list will point out some of the most safe options. Despite many dishes containing an alarming amount of body parts, there are still plenty of excellent non-eyeball containing options that are quite good and rather charming, encapsulating the unique, fall-themed cuisine of Haunted Woods. After all, you don't fully trust that Bruce shopkeeper - last time, he tried to push me to try a tentacled Octornapie! Here is your guide to avoid heaving up your lunch the next time you decide to visit. Those with a sweet tooth will especially enjoy checking out these many Halloween and spooky themed treats and desserts!



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A Ghostly Halloween Party
"Come join our Halloween party,” the two Wocky twins announced in unison as they stared into the Ghost Poogle's eyes.

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The Halloween Curse
Two best friends find themselves deep in the Haunted Woods on Halloween night. What could possibly go wrong?

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The Best Halloween Parties in the Haunted Woods
Since arriving in Neopia, I’ve spent years sneaking into—er, I mean, receiving invitations to—some of the most exclusive Halloween parties in the Haunted Woods. And it took nearly two decades, but I’ve finally attended them all.

by thesecondringbearer

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Trick-AND-Treat: A Halloween Goodie Bag Guide
Do excuse the mess. I’ve been brewing a potion for… um… reasons best left unspoken. But I’m sure you’ve come here because you know what time of the year it is, Spooky Season!

by tylerhuyser

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Undead on Arrival
Hey, if you've got it... haunt it! Happy Halloween everybody!

by rebeccanmn

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Egg-ventures: New looks
It's tough looking this good.

by charlubby



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