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The Game of Master Hog: Part Nine

'You see, is too hot to waste time with regrets,' Watiki declared brightly. 'Stop worrying and relax, just enjoy the sun. Is not far to Techo Master's school now anyway.'

by d_morton
Kings and Curses: Part Six

Only Jazan's weariness would keep him from having a wakeful night. He stared up at the stony ceiling, wondering what it would take to defeat an ancient king thoughtlessly released into the world.

by saphira_27
Petpet Adventures: Mistress Maxie's Marvellous Circus - Part Seven

"You expect me to help you after you attacked my person?" the Miamouse snapped.

"Um..." Labez floundered.

by rachelindea

Tales from Neopia Central: Part Two

But now it was clear – clearer than ever – Miss Tobik had been burgled.

by herdygerdy
The Mystery of the Maraquan Ball: Part Seven

"Are you insane?!" the Peophin asked incredulously. He read what she had written several times, as if he couldn't quite believe that she had defied him. "Everything I've worked and planned for... ruined!"

by wingedwithfeathers
A House Divided Cannot Stand: Part Six

"Dragon's gone to Neopia Central," Moondatta blurted. "Since she can't abandon you, she wants to put Tatsu in the Pound instead!"

by dragon_soul__
Juggling Life: Part Two

I think I could sleep for a year! Seriously, we had over a hundred customers in yesterday. It turns out Juppie Gardens is closed for redecorating, for a week. They seem to redecorate, every five minutes. They're still always tacky, though.

by marmitejar
The Almost Pound Escape... Or Something Like That: Part Three

"She's not my sister," I said defiantly. "That Xweetok is the only reason I'm here."

by supergirl1057
 
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