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The Lost City, part 3

What will Shad and Saura get into next...

by ssjelitegirl
Going Ham With Ham

"Enjoy your monthly freebies!" Collab with jenna_lyn_russell & squirrel__girl

by feraico
Common Sense

One more reason why you should read the editorial!

by supergirl_lazergirl
Merchant's Union

These don't look like the Neoquest monsters of the same name.

by evil__sakura
Eggstravagant Taste

Can you not? Collab with luc187

by kuroneko_kitty
A Kadoatie's Secret

Here is what one little Kadoatie does with items she receives in the Kadoatery.

by tatyanne
Bad Idea, Dude: Meet the Baby

"Mmmn...Need coffee."

by fluffy_bumbkin
The Floating Islanders - Introductions

New faces aren't always as new as you think.

by yankeesrule244444456
Faellie Tales 11: Oopsy Daisy

It's the sweet ones who are the scariest.

by coco6468
What are the chances...

Another Faerie Quest done... Collab with ayakae

by anotherblond07
Pirate Baby!

"Hey, Check out this egg I found..."

by luapoente
Life Improvised : Plans Change

Does travel insurance cover this?

by keng200
Neopets Elemental Puzzles: Air Edition

These puzzles will have you on cloud 9!

by crunchbar98
Deserted Fairground

Oldest Trick in the Book

by miss_creepie
So Much Fun.

"Please fin me the Symols' greatest treasure!" Collab with slashmastahz

by lunensis
 
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Dental Care 101: Basic Oral Hygiene



Listen. I get it. No one wants to brush their teeth and there’s not a soul in sight who would willingly floss. But dental care is super important! Did you know that most health issues could be fixed if only the sorry Neopian took better care of their teeth? I know that the Tooth Faerie has been away for a while and that everyone has been slacking—but she taught me a thing or two before she went on vacation, and I’m here to get everyone back on track to getting teeth so shiny, even Sloth would be jealous! My name is Harpedy, the Tooth Faerie’s newest (and most fashionable!) apprentice, and I’m here to give all you amazing Neopians some amazing advice on how to keeping your chompers happy, healthy, and shining! So why not take a few moments to see what I have to say? Dental Care 101 The most important thing about dental care is knowing what you’re taking care of! Everyone knows where their teeth are, but do you know why your teeth are? Teeth come in different shapes and sizes, perfectly adapted to the foods you’re trying to eat. Whether you’re a Grarrl who’ll eat anything, a Kyrii with a preference for fine dining, or a Lupe wanting to sink your teeth into a Chia … er, a Chia Biscuit, that is! Not all Neopians have the same dental care needs, but the advice I’m offering is generic enough that everyone should get some benefits from it. One important thing is to never put sharp objects in your mouth! Not only can you hurt yourself (sharp things are pointy!), but you could accidentally chip a tooth.



Other Stories


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Bringing Spring to Neopia
"The air was serene but cold, the bitter harshness of winter finally starting to show signs of fading. Patches of snowfall still lay on the barren ground with a few pink primroses sprinkled throughout..."

by snofoxe

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Finding Community in Chocolate
"Niluw straightened her shirt out in the mirror. She adjusted her crown. She pushed down her pants. She fidgeted with her ears..."

by surging

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Is There a Plushie for That?
"What toys, I pondered, could I buy for them to play with and keep, collect even? The answer came easy to me: plushies."

by mimweimers02

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Dental Care 101: Basic Oral Hygiene
"No one wants to brush their teeth and there’s not a soul in sight who would willingly floss. But dental care is super important!"

by butterflybandage

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Knight & Squire: Unwilling
"...Lisha shouted as she dashed after a little Green Ogrin. She had to get it back. She had to! That Wand of Ultranova had been hers for as long as she could remember. It was as much a part of her as her ears."

by terpsichorean_writer

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Return to White River
"Portia stood on the shoreline, feeling the sea breeze ruffle her hair. After she had put Charrie in his place, she had met with the council and explained the town’s new..."

by hzoo_26



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