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	Keep Your Brain in Shape (Bear in Mind) ... wrong definition. Also by minnesotan by rooftopchicken
	Magical Hmm... by hamster_z
	Kacheek Seek in Meridell What happened? Aww Also by lukinhas2007 by 01_batatinha_01
	Dice-a-WHO? #5 Just roll again... Also by forever_be_us by rayoceanweaver
	Sugar Squad: Thievery It's just not the same.... by newenglandquizzer
	No exceptions... ...no excuses. by applejuicerain
	A Kau Pun Why did the Kau go to outerspace? by kennielee
	Just keep scratching... It never hurts to ask! by speeedway
	Egg on Your Face What's wrong don't you like it? by wolf_love4_life
	Can I borrow that? Sometimes being a ghost has its perks, sometimes it has its drawbacks. by nukeloop
	The Knight Shift- Under level Gee, thanks mom for training me so hard. grumble grumble by shakespeareghurl
	Informed Infirmed Don't forget your medicine. (or theirs either) by kaploy9
	Beware of the Dogle While you were admiring... Also by millyhz. by outzpwn
	Random Oddness - Wraith Resurgence #4 The plot achievements are a GROUP effort! by mistyqee

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The Fastest Way To Lose Your Money!

We all work hard here on Neopets, whether it is by spending day and night restocking or running out fingers raw playing flash game after flash game. It seems like almost everyone is on a quest to get rich, and to get rich quick, but what can you even do when you have it all? When you have a bank account full of millions upon millions, or you have invested those millions into rare items that are just growing in value by the day? Buying items is not a waste of money, specifically items that are never destroyed. For instance, buying most Battledome weapons can be seen as an investment, a way of making MORE money. You can just sell it later, possibly breaking even, or if you are lucky making even more. So how do you get rid of money, exactly? What? You are shocked about that? We live our Neo-lives tied to our Neopoints, slaving away to earn as many as we can and enjoying it along the way, but what is the point of having money if you never spend it!?

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Standing Out and Fitting In
It was early morning in Terror Mountain, and snow was falling, as it so often did. It coated the already snow-covered landscape in a thicker white cloak, obscuring the view of anything else in sight.

by cruthmac

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Little Grey Bori
Little Grey Bori loses his owner.

by heysarahkate

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Random Events That Are Subtly Horrific...
"Ohhh, how cute. It seems one of your Petpets has got a Petpetpet in it's mouth. Wait a minute, that's just a leg!"

by indulgences

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Opinion - Is Queen Fyora an effective ruler?
In the wake of the many issues that have impacted Faerieland, some in the kingdom have openly questioned whether Queen Fyora is an effective ruler anymore. While many still admire Queen Fyora's ability to rule with a gentle hand and her perseverance through all the difficulties, there are voices of doubt that have gotten much louder lately.

by black_skull725

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Elaine's Expedition:Part Five
A stone door twice her height loomed ahead of her, cracked and weathered from centuries of aging. Elaine gulped, peering up at the symbols carved into its rough surface.

Also by afsheen_27

by milkshakes004

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Mundo The Grundo vs The Alien Aishas:Part Three
Last time, on Mundo Grundo vs The Alien Aishas

Mundo, our student scientist, caught wind of a potential massive attacking happening on his home, the Virtupets Space Station. Upon hearing the news, he decided that he could not just sit idle and wait for the enemy to strike. He had to do something.

by randmar

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