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	Valentines Day - Love Puns A little Chia love. by eenlee
	Avatar Collecting Can Be "Hard" (as Ice) "If he gave it to you, then you're worth it." Also by o_babypet4me_o by joslucca3000
	Punchbag Bob's True Defense Who needs a good offense when you've got good endurance? by vortext
	Royal Pain: Valentine's Day It's like April Fools Day, but in February instead. by winner19955
	Happy Valentine's Day! Featuring the beloved Weewoo and A Heartfelt Valentines Day Card by xsugarush
	Avatar Hunting Problems Just how many of these do you expect me to kiss... by kennielee
	Help Wanted Help still wanted. Also by kevinthinksyourcute by whssoftball11
	Love is in the Air It's true love! Also by bha288 by bittersweet52
	Vampires In the Mirror A tale about to how love yourself by janderson_lee
	Jokes!! No.... Also by oldcorpsebreath by soccergirl101397
	Happy Valentine's Day From your secret admirer :) by keruza
	Share the Love Happy Valentine's Day! Also by 987654321_hj by piinkskullz
	Secret Valentines Uh Oh... by icanhaskaila
	A Valentine Fit For a King! Safety is a real concern! giant cards lead to giant paper cuts after all... or kidnappings... by my_bento_box

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"The Valentine’s Day Which Was Plagued by a Villain" by _brainchild_
Then the teacher turned off the lights to get everyone's attention. "Class," she began, "it's time for recess." The children rushed out the door excitedly, abandoning the sugary stockpiles which they had been guarding fiercely. The teacher followed the stampede. Walda, however, had decided to stay behind—she had an idea. The other students' candy was sitting on their desks, just waiting to be eaten. Filled with avarice, she started to wolf down everyone else's chocolate, blissfully hopping from desk to desk. She had eliminated all of the chocolate in about ten minutes. Therefore, she had to settle for the other types of candy, which vanished in another ten minutes. When the other students returned from recess, they stared at Walda with aghast expressions on their faces. Consumed by a sugar rush, she was sprinting around the room, dancing atop the vast heaps of candy wrappers that littered the floor. The other students started to grumble. One of them, a Baby Grarrl, was particularly overwhelmed by rage. "NO!" he shouted. " You wouldn't DARE!" You did NOT eat everyone else's candy! You selfish little beast!” Nevertheless, Walda ignored him, since she had traveled off to her own little world.

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Love is Patient
She was done talking, then, but I stayed silent. Did I love her then? I think I did. But love was patient, and so was I. If she didn’t say anything, then neither would I. And I didn’t. And she didn’t.

by emblo93

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Matrimonial Persuasion
In her defense, she was trying to save both the cities of Sakhmet and Qasala here, not to mention the happiness of all parties involved; the flaming Baggusses was she going to let another disastrous marriage come to pass, not when she had the power to stop it…

by kalnya

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Anti-Valentine's Day: A Holiday Guide
As everyone knows, this fourteenth day of Awakening, will be the best holiday of the year. You know what I’m talking about: it’s Anti-Valentine’s Day.

by snowfur33

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The Top 10 Valentine's Day Spots In Neopia
Gathered in this article are our top 10 best Valentine's Day places in Neopia! These locations also double as great places to bring friends, or just to treat yourself with a night out, so even the anti-Valentine’s Day crowd might just find their new favourite spot in this list.

Also by spurstrap

by suixx

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Spiral: Part Six
We couldn’t possibly let you take over the world without making a comeback special. That’d be irresponsible...

by waterguardianwmr

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Nonlinear Companions: Post Meridiem: Part Three
"Someone approaches. You will not fail us, son of Kass." I was just in time to hear the faerie utter the words before The Three turned on the spot and vanished.

by _starryeyedsurprise_

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