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A Dreamy Nightmare

One person's nightmare...

by innosently
Janet and Jane: Dreams

Those types of dreams are pretty scary for everyone, not just for the dreamer.

by chasing_stars44
Dreaming Turmaculus

Someone's in a bad mood!

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

NeoPaper: Magical Gardening

It's the best kind of gardening!

by mbredboy31
What Babies Dream About...

Well, a lot of kids want to grow up?

Also by caileanmalfoy

by frenchtoasts

Dinner with the Scarlets: Cream Dream Scream

One pet’s dream is another pet’s nightmare.

by june_scarlet
The Solution

There has to be a way to figure this out

Also by coconut_rat

by waterbird333

Dinner Time

You'd never guess...

Also by bha288

by artemislknight

Sunny Side Up: Dreams

Ciebatta has a potentially lucrative dream.

by amarettoball
#LDN - Invasion

When the Master's away, the Twin will play.

by gorubeza
A Villians Worst Nightmare

Everyone has nightmares.

Also by spirochetes

by linnipooh

A Math Nightmare

Oops? Now that's poor timing

by virusus
Random Oddness

Anyone? Anyone?

by mistyqee
Now That's the Real Nightmare

What really wakes Imiya up...

by kentuckyfrychickenrl
It's Not Yooyu, It's Me.

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THESE?

by koshi24
 
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Behind the Crimes: An Interview With Nox



Matilda Crabapple from the Poison Pen coming to you live from a desolate mountaintop in the Haunted Woods. We're here today in search of the notoriously evil, and scheming Hubrid Nox to find out what devilish plans he has in store for us next. We caught up with his ghost near his gravestone, conspiring with other ghosts, a few aliens, some zombies, and several mutants. It looks like he might be planning something big, folks.



Other Stories


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A Visionary Nightmare
“Hmm…that explains so much. I never knew that was possible. Its no wonder Arthur’s had the same recurring nightmare for a whole week. Could it be that his adeptness in psychic magic might be affecting his dreams too?”

by shadowknight_72

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Palia Alback for the Win!
Before the Captain could reply, the locker room door burst open with the arrival of the Red Scorchio Referee. “Five minutes, Team Faerieland! Grab your gear and go." With a flutter of wings, Team Faerieland floated out of the locker room to enter the tunnel leading to the pitch.

by rainerbug

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Labor Laws of Altador: Are Workers Protected?
The Altador Cup. What many consider a summertime staple, a wholesome event for the entire family to enjoy, actually harbor’s a dark secret few care to acknowledge. It happens in the open, where any can witness it. It may have happened while you were present in the room, right under your nose. It is a crime unparalleled in abhorrence and negligence.

by ironmermaidens

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Achieving Your Dreams
Achieving your dreams and goals can sometimes seem like an impossible task. Some take months or years, while others take a few weeks. Regardless of how large your dreams might be; this article can provide you with tips and tricks to help your dream become complete.

by gattacaa

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Nightmare Masquerade: Part One
Fate had been cruel to the Aisha, and she had lost everything she had ever held dear in her heart, but the cruelty had no end, for her dreams continued to haunt her. They were not dreams of sadness and loss that infiltrated her sleep.

by amethyst_81

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Tribulations of a Quest Sceptic: Part Two
But ultimately, she had no clue why she, the original quest-sceptic, was heading off to Neopia’s most eerie realm in the dead of night, in order to do the bidding of a temperamental Zafara.

by anjie



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