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Sunburn

Sunbathing isn't for everyone...

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

Sandwich!

Always say please.

lizziloo87

by lyndsey4657

Warf Reacue Team! ~ Another Day

Patience...

by supertualet
Just Jelni: Slightly Sassy

A certain Cybunny gets sassy with her new sister.

by angul888
NeoPaper: Altador Cup Preparations

Outfits, check?

by mbredboy31
Puny Arms

See? A bit of training never hurt!

Also by murillion.

by shadowlugia_92

Don't Be So Quick to Judge

You can't judge a battler by their size

by crazyhorse1949
Neopian Nutshell: The Soup Kitchen

What do you mean MANY?

by a_cockatiel_a
Healthy Diet

Healthy habits are always good, or not ...

by callmeindestruction
Royal Pain

UC pets have the best poses

by winner19955
Too Many To Count

Sisters always mean well when they do things for you

by annnoel
Altador Cup Problems

Some are more dedicated than others...

by lostinthestereosound
Sunny Side Up

Faeries have expensive tastes.

by amarettoball
Why Poke Cellers is Always Angry

No wonder all Kikos on team Kiko Lake have bandaids...

by xxsicklullabiesxx
The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 5

Well this was anticlimactic

by tigerkitten41
 
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"Queen Fyora: The Faeriest of them All" by xindyx
As Fyora Day looms closer, and pets around Neopia are struggling to think of ways to honour their Faerie Queen, Zladie sits with her Floating Tooth Faerie Doll, squabbling over how to best celebrate their violet monarch. The disagreements are slight, yet also sincere. The doll has some questionable ideas, such as to present the Queen with a Faerie Toothbrush. Her main incentive here is to ensure that Fyora receives the utmost dental care and retains her exceedingly good looks, however, Zladie objects. “Do you assume the Queen does not groom herself enough?!” A short time before, upon hearing this suggestion, Zladie would have willingly complied. However, this time, she resolved to find something different; something that would make Fyora not only appreciate her role as Faerie Queen, but also those around Neopia who worshipped and respected her. Not that she doesn’t do this anyway - Fyora is said to be one of Neopia’s most humble rulers, a benevolent being whose actions are fair and honourable, yet she often bravely shows the ability to display her wrath towards those who attempt to dishonour her land. Her care for Neopia and its inhabitants goes above and beyond expectation. Zladie therefore wanted to think of something that would show her admiration of the Queen's actions, instead of her looks.




Other Stories


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Wayfarer Finds a Friend
Wayfarer snorted softly as she was shaken out of sleep. "Come on, Wayfarer, I've got a surprise for you," whispered Faeraday urgently. The little blue Flowper petpet rubbed her eyes and squinted at the clock. She opened her eyes wider and stared. It was 2:42 am!

by _lilbitsane_

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A Sweet Taste of Victory
The three attackers didn’t stand a chance. With a few deft moves of her staff, the chocolate Peophin had knocked out one and sent the other two running for their lives. Since the three in question were a speckled Skeith, green Eyrie and Tyrannian Grarrl, the observer of the fight and the petite chocolate Peo was impressed.

by 77thbigby

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A Trophy Guide to Mutant Graveyard of Doom II
You and Albert in a maze. A guide for Mutant Graveyard of Doom II.

Also by bha288

by stake_6


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The Funniest Themed Accounts Ever!
I have to admit, I've always harbored an obsession with creating a humorous, themed account! I think it would be hilarious to have 3 Chias paired with a Lupe, for instance. Inspired by the idea of making really weird, really funny accounts, I thought I'd write this article! In it, I've listed some of the funniest ways to create and dress up our pets, and given the range of silly and comical wearables that exist on here, it was really easy to write.

by indulgences

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Two
A hum of contemplation. A foot tapping anxiously on cold marble floors. “Mm... No, no, but...” The humming continues. “Well, do you know of a town called... Cogham?”

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Rough Waters: Part Seven
The current of the water took me from there. It was much faster and stronger than I thought. I tried to swim up to the surface for air, but the fast water denied me from doing so. It wasn't that I couldn't hold my breath for very long – don't get me wrong, I could (though I was running out of that) – it was just that I wanted to get back on the surface before I was very far.

by chasing_stars44



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