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Super Attack Pea Perspective

It's different for everyone.

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by sophieauditore

Baelia's Burdens #1

Why is the Grey Faerie so sad? Stay tuned to find out!

Also by alexipharmic

by certifiabletrash

I Want To Be A Mutant!

Um, not quite...

by laia_sam
Shopping For Clothes

You gotta look pretty, right?!

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

Orvinn the First Rate

Poor choices mate.

Also by murillion.

by shadowlugia_92

The Abominable Snowstorm

Hey! What happened here?!

by flustre
Blast from the Past

We go way back, okay?

by ssjelitegirl
Step 2: Blockade the Trade Routes

Distracted by the cuteness.

Also by 0123kl

by bittersweet52

The Riddle of The Sphinx

Two travelers must answer...

by placebo_533
Random Oddness

That's quite a mutation there.

by mistyqee
Grave Danger Treasures

Hey there buddy. What have you got?

by ketchup547
Unconverted?!

When an apple is misleading about its roots.

by simbologies
Happy Spring!

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by piinkskullz

Kiko Not-So-Pop

Looks like Mr. Elvin learned a few tricks from the Deserted Fairground folks.

Also by chiefgrumpy

by joslucca3000

Nancy Casts Stupor

Insane mode is really hard

by qgqg
A Thief's Life - Sidekicks

Some just aren't cut out for the job.

by yoshisislandbandit
Beauty Contest Blues

"Um... I think the Beauty Contest avatar was released."

Also by parody_ham

by waterbird333

Tea Time: Carrot Goodness

Are you sure you want to eat those?

by actinia
 
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"The Wrong Side of the Law" by light_faerie382
The future is a scary place. At least this was the conclusion Siren had come to. The Desert Hissi had been dreading this moment for a long time, and now it had come he was still dreading it. Siren was well aware of the heavy expectations placed on him. He was from a wealthy family in Neopia, a fact his owner constantly reminded him of. He and his siblings had received the best education and training Neopoints could buy. His older siblings had all gone off into Neopia and made their own way to success. Now, it was time for Siren to do the same. “Can’t I just stay with you all my life?” Siren complained. His owner, Christine, laughed. “You could, but that wouldn’t be a very exciting life, would it?” “But I really don’t know where to go.” “Well, why don’t you start with your siblings? Maybe paying them a visit would give you an idea.” “Maybe you’re right.” Siren pretended to agree. In reality, he hated the idea. His siblings all held incredibly stressful jobs, none of which sounded particularly appealing to Siren. Nevertheless, Siren found himself in the Lost Desert a few days later. He was on his way (or rather, he had been coerced to make his way) to the Royal Palace of Sakhmet, where his brother Warrior worked as a General in the Sakhmet Army. He had landed the job after a long and successful Battledome career, where General Dacon had taken a personal interest in him




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The Bennett Files: The Case of the Dinner Party
Strai was absolutely ecstatic when Bennett received an emergency neomail requesting his services down at the Kelp restaurant in Maraqua. It was the land of his paint job, and going there felt much like sinking into a freshly-made bubble bath and never wanting to come out. However, even that feeling didn't prepare him for the scene that lay before him: a group of diners sprawled on the floor, clutching their stomachs in pain.

by amarettoball

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On the Other Side of the Wall
I met Sibbie on the other side of the wall, at the spot where the sun shines down and warms the old, red bricks. “What’s your name?” she asks, ears perked up and eyes bright with interest. She looks like the kind of ‘pet that I would purposefully avoid- overly-optimistic and always ‘looking on the bright side.’

by meadows_lark

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Tapping into the Super Job Market
You’ve seen them, those jobs advertising payments of 30,000 Neopoints a piece or higher. Sounds tempting, right? The most they’re posting for Basic Jobs is 10,000 NP, and you have to hope the items are cheap on the Shop Wizard, and if they are, you have to apply against hundreds of other applicants vying for the same job. So Super Jobs sound like a steal! All you need is to find the right coloured job coupon, and massive profits are yours!

by e102__gamma

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Only On Neopets! - Part 2
Neopets is truly the only game site where people sometimes loathe the games, but play them anyway! Sometimes, they're after trophies. Sometimes, they're after avatars. I think it's amusing that the avatar and trophy collectors spend upwards of 100 hours trying to master an exasperating game in order to reach a score that will end up on that game's high score list. Only a Neopian would spend 100 hours on a game that he or she hates!

by indulgences

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part One
I was skimming over my notes for the second time of the night when I was called down to the holding chamber. When my eyes adjusted to the dim lighting of the stone room, I could see why the Meerca took so many months for us to capture. His body didn’t even fill half of his seat—yet a favorable physique for a thief—and he was a veteran at his craft. On top of that, he boasted an elite record, having been an accomplice in the theft of King Coltzan’s crown.

by ummagine3284

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Lord Faerigan - Fyora's Role in the Meridell Wars: Part Six
Valentine’s Day was a few weeks away but Faerieland was already busy preparing for their annual Valentine’s Day ball. Every year, Fyora would send out a special invitation to Lord Darigan, despite him ignoring them. Ever since the end of the wars with Meridell, Lord Darigan was hesitant to make any public appearances.

by black_skull725



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