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Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Finale

Biscuit shows how to love your family. Kind of.

by amarettoball
Tea Time: Wishing for a Prince!

Will she kiss him?

by actinia
The Onion Chia

I'm not crying...

Also by tedypicker

by cherokee165

A Gift For My Valentine

This is what I call being lucky.

by saudadesdagripe
A Slimey Valentine

They shouldn't make those games so realistic.

by queen_potema
Be My Valentine?

Its the thought that counts

Also by bha288

by mandypandy667

What Will You Do On Valentines Day?

I vote for the last option.

by mustikeuh121
Unhappy Chia Day

You're supposed to eat the apple.

Also by bha288

by joslucca3000

All About Tandrak Shaye

Oh you silly fans...

by roxanna203
Valentine's Day Goes Wrong

Having a date on Valentine's can be dangerous too

by sara1elo
The Woes of Being a Rock

... Ow.

Also by sanamm

by admonisher

Royal Pain: Valentine's Day

*hugs*

by winner19955
Happy UN-Valentine's Day

For all you grumps out there! You know who you are!

Also by parody_ham

by chasing_stars44

Random Oddness - Valentines Day

Wait, but, oh no...

by mistyqee
Will You Be My Valentine?

Valentine, your heart is as sweet as candy.

Also by flyghing

by certifiabletrash

 
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"Super Secret Club: The Valentine's Venture" by xpninja
In the garden of number forty eight, Rainbow Lane, Neopia Central, stands a tree house. But this is not just any treehouse. This treehouse is the headquarters of the Super Secret Club. It’s Super (of course) and Secret (naturally) and the Club risk their lives on difficult, dangerous missions, like retrieving the ball that fell into Mrs-Jenkins-Next-Door’s garden, and taming the wild Warf that somehow managed to crawl through the hedge. There’s no mission too big, no task too terrifying. They will work tirelessly to ensure that justice prevails in the garden. Until nap time, that is. Now that Christmas is over, the tinsel is down. Ornaments have been packed away for another year. Snow has transformed into rain. Everything is back to normal. Well, it was, until about a week ago. The shop owners of Neopia Central seem to have conspired together. Now, the streets are exploding with hearts, bunches of flowers, and reams of red and pink fabric and lace. The Chocolate Factory has been shipping out their most luxurious delicacies in box upon box. Pairs of residents walk hand in hand, seemingly overcome by a seasonal affliction.




Other Stories


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Valentine's: A Day of Companionship
A lone Aisha sighed as she rocked herself on the swing. Valentine’s Day… She thought morosely. Valentine’s Day was a day of companionship, but she had no one to spend it with.

by sha2196

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With Roses in Her Eyes
The roses in the break room were dying again. Dying and drying, their petals furling back on themselves, and their buds puckered as they squeezed out the last drops of water. She always forgot to change the water of the flowers she bought in after the weekend. Roses, her namesake.

by phoenix_through_fire

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10 Life Applicable Attributes Gained from Neopets
I've been a Neopian for several years now. As I enter adulthood I can not help but take note of the many valuable lessons that I have learned over my years of playing. Some people often argue that video games are just a waste of time. I would invite them to take a deeper look into the Neopian society and discover the many things that you will be able to take away from "just playing a game".

by sgn

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How to Win the Poetry Competition
I see you’re here because you want to know how you can get your poem submitted to the Poetry Competition! There are so many wondrous things in Neopia to explore and write about, and so many hilarious and heart-warming poems to read, so of course it’s difficult to not want to write your very own poem!

by flustre

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Two
Chloe had been disoriented from the start, but now she was sure she’d gone off the deep end. She’d been teleported to some unknown location, chased by guards, found a room filled with the most ridiculous data she’d ever seen, and now she was confronted by a Pteri who looked too much like a much older version of her brother for comfort.

by kristykimmy

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Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part Four
Disrespectful. That's what it is. Disrespectful! Not even those stupid, smelly Werelupes get up in my swamp like that, 'less I tell ol' kingy and his little servants to fetch me some ingredients. No, they stay away, because they know I don't deal with their nonsense, and the king has learned by now not to send anybody my way, 'less he wants more of his so-called "warriors" turned into Blechies.

by theschizophrenicpunk



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