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	Lame Pun: Doing The Books I'm Kinda Sorry For This One by blackaavar
	Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part II But the real question is: can you really use a frying pan as a weapon? by amarettoball
	Badly Armed - The Shoe Lace Life isn't always easy. Also by tedypicker by sophieauditore
	Bows!! A new bow for my gallery!! by franzgirl
	Walein Away So, when you said I was going down... Also by minnesotan and cloudypoogle by certifiabletrash
	The Perks of Having Petpets: Pick Your Own A Uni and her Warf discover that you can make and break a fortune within the space of 10 seconds! by xirco
	A Thief's Life - NO CHEATING For the love of Fyora... by yoshisislandbandit
	Bite It As Hard As You Can! Ow. Also by chiefgrumpy. by joslucca3000
	Dungeon Games Not the most welcoming setting. by piratevam
	A Treat What happens when King Altador runs out of gifts... by cherokee165
	Furniture Shopping That little fruit bowl... by ketchup547
	Buzzies Come on, bee serious. by catanator500
	Party Zafara Balloons! That could certainly make a party pop! by dash_p
	Tough Competition Also by alyndasgallery by brooklyn3223
	Past Experience: Jellybeans The true face of jellybeans. by scribblecop
	Mean Grarrls That'll teach him. by cyallia

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Petpet Matching for the Permanently Indecisive

Have you ever looked at a pet, paired with their petpet, and thought "They're perfect together!" only to do it yourself and find that "perfect" match to grow stale in a short time, maybe it just didn't "work" with their character, or maybe you just flat out decided you didn't like it? Ladies and Gentleman, I am here to state loud and clear you are not alone. I have struggled with this for ages (and to some extent I still am!) and have compiled an array of solutions to consider when chasing that dream of getting each and every one of your lovely pets their perfect petpet. Read on and hopefully I can lighten the load, since finding the perfect petpet should be fun not stressful!

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Letters to Goose
Dear Goose, I’m sorry that I haven’t written as often as I promised but I’ve been busy settling into my new home. My initial impressions of it were somewhat mixed but I’ve come to like it since. I’ve always wanted to live in an old, spooky mansion like this. I’m getting inspiration for my mystery novel every hour I spend here.

by chistise

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Rohane's Odyssey
Forth young Rohane ventured, armed with just his father's sword, a taste for some adventure and his mother's faithful words. Near to Trestin Village, out on the surrounding plains the local Lupes attacked and he began to gain some strength.

by 0123kl

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The Deserted Fairground's Top 10 Spooky Foods
The Deserted Fairground is not the most popular tourist destination in Neopia, especially not for its cuisine. Spooky Foods is a small tattered Pink stall ran by a rather spooky looking Bruce, but don’t let that fool you as this is home to some of the best delicacies available in all of Neopia, as long as you’re not too squeamish and willing to try a variety of different foods which don’t exactly look that mouth-watering.

by princess__neo277

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“Like the Battledome, but a Bit Friendlier”: An Investigation of Secret Competitions
But before I could get up to leave the coffee shop to find inspiration for another poem to submit to the Poetry Contest, I witnessed a strange and even unusual occurrence. I was unprepared for what happened as an Elderlygirl Xweetok ordering at the counter, met the gaze of a small Krawk who was entering the premises.

by peacelovebliss

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives: Part Six
Either he was very clueless or he was buying some time for something. No matter what, my mind wouldn't change. He was caught.

by chasing_stars44

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Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part Three
Tor was the first person I saw after I had fallen from Faerieland, and I'm honestly really glad about that. Partly because a huge part of me was worried that everyone else in the kingdom had been possessed the way my mentor Seradar was, but also because, honestly, I don't know how I would have survived that first monster attack without his help.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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