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Current Weather

A hairy situation.

Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2

by certifiabletrash

Adopting A New Species Is Hard...

Whoops, nevermind.

by blueberrymuffinpops
Lame Pun: Dining Out

We Talk About Food A Lot

by blackaavar
Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part I

In which Kaune shows the most polite way to wake someone up.

by amarettoball
NeoPaper: Loofah!

Aww, isn't it cute?

by mbredboy31
Around and Around They Go...

The Ixi got quite a shock.

Also by she_chose_love

by sophieauditore

Dinner with the Scarlets: Morning Matters

A good morning is one spent sleeping.

by june_scarlet
Look At All These Cakes!

Cakes galore!

by iana_19
The Nut Farm

Rink Punner

by ramheart
Bright Birthday

Lighting things up in a whole new level.

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Jhudora's Brush

Also by tedypicker

by cherokee165

Woes of a Labbed Bruce

The average Bruce is 80 cm tall

by ketchup547
The Discarded Grundo Plushie

Kindness isn't exactly encouraged...

by waternymph12
Hide and Seek!

Now that's a cool way to camouflage!

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: Dueling Decks

I mean, she has a point.

by elementdragongirl
Jhudora's Back!

Her true evil scheme.

Also by Krispykritter6

by dutchese159

 
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"Zapped and Pounded" by light_faerie382
Drip, drip, drip…. I looked up at the ceiling. Water dripped from a newly formed crack onto the stone floor. Great. Another problem to make my life in here more miserable. I looked around my cage. There was no way to tell if it was day or night, not in this dark, windowless space. The only furnishings the room held was a small cot and a sink in the corner. My food and water bowls were empty, not that they were very full to start with. Three stone walls surrounded me, my only connection to the outside world being through the rusty bars of the cage. The pink Uni walked by my cage and stopped in front, giving me a sad smile. “How’re you doing, One?” I regarded her wearily. She was a kind soul with a gentle heart, but even so, there was only so much she could do, only so far her kindness could spread over those of us at the Pound. And there were so many of us. “My ceiling is leaking.” She peered up at the dank, dark ceiling. “Oh dear. I’ll see if I can find a bucket somewhere.” “Thanks.” I settled back with a sneeze. “Still no luck with a cure?” “Afraid not. I’m sorry One. The pharmacy only has so many Magic Cookies…” I sighed. “It’s okay. I didn’t have high hopes.” I never have high hopes for anything now.




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Zapped and Pounded
I looked around my cage. There was no way to tell if it was day or night, not in this dark, windowless space. The only furnishings the room held was a small cot and a sink in the corner. My food and water bowls were empty, not that they were very full to start with. Three stone walls surrounded me, my only connection to the outside world being through the rusty bars of the cage.

by light_faerie382

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Tallydepp and the Imperial Exam
Uni cake was Tallydepp's favourite food and usually the sweet aroma would stop her in her tracks, but today the excited Uni didn't even notice. She pulled a letter from her school satchel, her hooves shaking slightly. "Look! Look!" she cried. "I've finally been selected to try out for the Imperial Exam!"

by tallydepp

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Top Games to Celebrate Kacheek Day
Kacheek Day is upon us! A fabulous day to celebrate one of Neopia’s most loved species. For this years Kacheek Day, why not indulge in some of the games listed below that feature Kacheeks. Some are easy, some are hard, but all are fun!! And a great way to commemorate the wonderful Kacheek species.

by gattacaa

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Y17 In Colour
Another year has gone by, and Y17 certainly gave us a lot of nice Neopet colours. It saw the release of a brand new Paint Brush, and most Neopet species were treated to two lovely new colours at the Rainbow Pool. Looking back through the entire year, at all the new colours, I have chosen my favourites from each month.

by aleu1986

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Lord Faerigan - Fyora's Role in the Meridell Wars: Part Three
Queen Fyora watched the land below from the top of her tower. She saw the Meridell knights enter the citadel. She witnessed them fighting against the Darigans. As quickly as she could, she deployed a peacekeeping envoy of faeries to the citadel in hopes that they would be able to talk some sense into both sides.

by black_skull725

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Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part Two
I trained officially with my sword before him, and I got sent into those disgusting sewers before him, and I woke up at the crack of dawn before him, and I think I might have even been Master Torak's favourite before him — I swear. But, you know, the day he came in, there was this... aura around him, like he was constantly surrounded by light motes.

by theschizophrenicpunk



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