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	Tax Beast Conundrum There's a first time for everything. Also by sage254 by sophieauditore
	NeoPaper: A Trip on Mystery Island Well, that's one kind of trip... by mbredboy31
	Detective Alisha: Special Guest Part 2 We solved it! Also by xale22 by roxanna203
	A Good Run for the Money The hand doesn't give, but it does take. Also by cloudypoogle by certifiabletrash
	Evil-opia: Seth One day... by mucka33
	What Ever Happened to Galem Darkhand? (Part 2) The mystery of the Ice Caves plot . . . Also by iciclefaerie05 by chai7705
	Color Combinations Snow and Magma don't mix well. by ixi_lover_ixi
	Lame Pun: Fun Food Just Clowning Around by blackaavar
	Word Poker Woes Spelling is hard. by silverpheonix105
	The Kiko Pop How did you even do that? by franzgirl
	Neoquest II - Lost in the Lost Desert Sand as far as the eye can see... by ketchup547
	Ghostkerchief Woes Wait... What? by turtling
	Stay Strong With Team Brawn: Cotton Candy Beanbag What a sticky situation... Also by Alexise1998 by tex707
	Spyder and Flies Even spyders enjoy junk food. by applefaerie99
	Dinner with the Scarlets: Intrudy Surprise! by june_scarlet
	Petpet Woes What do you do if you don't have a handkerchief handy? by quiggles_r_kewl_1

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"Cafeteria Food" by forestfleet
Chris burst through the door. "I've got a job!" he shouted. Starry, the blue lupe, sipped tea while she sat behind the small green coffee table. "I suppose anyone can get a job these days." Redwhisper, the red Scorchio, looked over from his stone chair. "Cool. What's the job?" "Your Neoschool teacher, teaching Science." "And now you lost me!" "What?" Chris asked, shaking his head. "Back during the Fall of Faerieland I was making healing potions! Ones that weren't particularly potent, but I digress." "Look," Starry said. "It has nothing to do with a lack of ability to make potions, to teach, et cetera- It's that you're saying it's at school. Our school." Chris sat down on an orange, hovering Virtupets bed. Slowly, he nodded. "You're right. That'd be terrible." "Thank you!" Starry sighed. "But I am a terrible person. School starts in two weeks. See you then." Starry bit her lower lip. The Scorchio shot a concerned glance at her, and she returned a nervous smile.

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A Journey In Friendship
Zilean, an older Pirate Krawk and an eccentric sorcerer who calls a clock tower his home, had always had an obsession with time travel. After countless years and failed attempts, he was finally successful at designing an enchantment that made it possible to travel in time. The enchantment took the form of a glowing orb that emitted a green smoke so thick it could fill your lungs. All Zilean had to do was close his eyes, imagine where and when he wanted to go, reach out, and touch the orb.

by painted_dreams87

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The Perk Of Being A Plushie
They even shared the same goal: to be able to buy a paint brush and get painted. The girls did not know what kind of paint brush they wanted, they just knew that nothing would make them happier than to be painted.

by she_chose_love

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Reselling: How to Make a Profit Off of Patience
Whenever you ask a Neopian how they make their neopoints, they usually tell you that they restock, play games, fight in the Battledome, invest in the Stock Market, or a bit of everything. However, most people don’t know that there is another method of making neopoints that’s based on a good eye for value, a bit of elbow grease, and lots of patience. This practice is called reselling.

by mellygirl123

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Neopian Astrology: Shenkuu
Have you ever wondered what your Neopian sign is?

In my previous article on Neopian astrology, I wrote about the protectors of Altador and their constellations in the night sky, and this time I`ll be exploring the Shenkuuvian belief of how everyone born in a certain year possesses the quality of the Neopet ruling that specific year.

by aleu1986

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives
"How could someone possibly look so much like you?" Natia asked with no regard for volume.

"I have no idea," I replied. "But whoever did it did a good job."

by chasing_stars44

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Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part One
hank you for tuning in to this TruNeo® historical documentary! TruNeo® — where the stories are Tru, and the Neo is YOU!™

The following is a compilation of interviews conducted by several of our TruNeo® team members which took place from 21.7.Y8 through 13.3.Y9. The individuals interviewed for this documentary have expressed knowledge or concern on our documentary's subject, Sir Tormund Ellis, on a personal basis.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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