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Tax Beast Conundrum

There's a first time for everything.

Also by sage254

by sophieauditore

NeoPaper: A Trip on Mystery Island

Well, that's one kind of trip...

by mbredboy31
Detective Alisha: Special Guest Part 2

We solved it!

Also by xale22

by roxanna203

A Good Run for the Money

The hand doesn't give, but it does take.

Also by cloudypoogle

by certifiabletrash

Evil-opia: Seth

One day...

by mucka33
What Ever Happened to Galem Darkhand? (Part 2)

The mystery of the Ice Caves plot . . .

Also by iciclefaerie05

by chai7705

Color Combinations

Snow and Magma don't mix well.

by ixi_lover_ixi
Lame Pun: Fun Food

Just Clowning Around

by blackaavar
Word Poker Woes

Spelling is hard.

by silverpheonix105
The Kiko Pop

How did you even do that?

by franzgirl
Neoquest II - Lost in the Lost Desert

Sand as far as the eye can see...

by ketchup547
Ghostkerchief Woes

Wait... What?

by turtling
Stay Strong With Team Brawn: Cotton Candy Beanbag

What a sticky situation...

Also by Alexise1998

by tex707

Spyder and Flies

Even spyders enjoy junk food.

by applefaerie99
Dinner with the Scarlets: Intrudy

Surprise!

by june_scarlet
Petpet Woes

What do you do if you don't have a handkerchief handy?

by quiggles_r_kewl_1
 
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Common Myths About Writing for the Times



While wandering about the Neoboards one day, sipping my first of five Soy Chai Lattes for the morning, I happened upon a few topics discussing rumors about how to get published into the Neopian Times. These comments intrigued me, so after I scribbled down a list of the most common ones, I poured myself a sixth cup of coffee, and left for the Neopian Times headquarters to see for myself if they were accurate or not.



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Cafeteria Food
"Look," Starry said. "It has nothing to do with a lack of ability to make potions, to teach, et cetera- It's that you're saying it's at school. Our school."

Chris sat down on an orange, hovering Virtupets bed. Slowly, he nodded. "You're right. That'd be terrible."

"But I am a terrible person. School starts in two weeks. See you then."

by forestfleet


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The Inventor's Craft
"What? Nothing changed." Mira responded with a roll of her eyes.

"But don’t you see, it worked!" the young faerie beside her spoke with the same enthusiasm as the Neopet inventor. Her brown dress was quite plain for a faerie. Then again, Kreludor isn't a place to be one's fanciest attire on. Especially with the places that she and Mira had been visiting.

by artsy_insanity


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Top 13 Ways to Lull Your Neopet to Sleep
Have you ever spent a whole night trying to get your Neopets to sleep? This can be incredibly frustrating, especially when they complain about how they’re tossing and turning all night. If you have ever struggled with this sort of issue, then you have come to the right place! We have used our wealth of experience to compile some great ways to efficiently put your pet to bed.

Also by drobit

by bha288


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Hannah's Adventures: the Wardrobe of Adventure
Oh, you are here again! Are you ready for our next challenge? I am sure you will be thrilled to discover what this new game has to offer you. Hannah’s new adventure is a brand new experience, and if you have been following my guides for the past two weeks you will be delighted to know that this week’s game has nothing – and I truly mean nothing – similar to Pirate Caves or Ice Caves

Also by guik44

by saudadesdagripe


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Bottled Faeries Inc.: Part Four
“Well,” I said, adjusting the brim of my sunhat to block out the harsh sunrays, “this was probably the worse thing that could have happened.” Soon after Marty and I had fled Jhuidah’s cooking pot, I had received a neomail. The small, enchanted yellow envelope had repeatedly jammed itself against my thigh until, grudgingly, I had plucked it from the air and opened it.

by vanessa1357924680

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives
"How could someone possibly look so much like you?" Natia asked with no regard for volume.

"I have no idea," I replied. "But whoever did it did a good job."

by chasing_stars44




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