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Issue: 700 | 25th day of Gathering, Y17

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	Blossoms~ Retry Part 10 I swear I've seen something like this before... glances to Issue 603 by twillieblossom
	Weewoo's Big Mistake That was NOT for you! Idea by tigerclawhead by nightwish_faerie
	Edible Escapades: Part Five Kocrel proposed his 700th best idea. Also by priscent. by msjanny
	700th Celebration Do not try this at home... or else you might not even have one! by amarettoball
	Trouble in Paradise: Celebrations This is what happens when you are born near a celebrated day. by chasing_stars44
	Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 5 Game ratios just aren't what they used to be. Also by bha288. by mandypandy667
	Low Budget Advertising for the Obelisk War Starring the Obelisk Factions and... cardboard boxes? by siuku
	What a Bad Year to Be a Skeith sigh Maybe next year Also by drobit by kikale107
	Freak-out - Fireworks Didn't quite think that one all the way through... by ichigostars
	Neopian Times Delivery Happy 700th Issue! Also by saltsman by saudadesdagripe
	Chia Catastrophes: Weewoo Shenanigans This will work! Idea by shobe277 by lightfpower
	Jhudora's Revenge Come on now, you know me better than that. by mazaii_3
	Yay! 700! Don't they look happy? by vesus10
	Zeesh: Giant Weewoos!? There's no such thing as giant weewoos...right? by the_princess_z
	The NT Archive We're under here! by mustikeuh121
	The Rickety Ship: Weewoo Planet Don't trust these guys. by dimartedi
	Peophins & Unis WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO Idea by horsecrazyirishgirl by replying
	Neopian Times 700th Anniversary! I mean... Just look at him! Also by tkprtyrhd by femu
	Surprise! Celebrating the Times' 700th issue! by cherokee165
	A Different Kind of Trouble at the National Neopian Well, he's right about being wrong. by globetrekker
	700 Issues You've got to be kidding me... by treeword
	A Fateful Meeting - Part 1 Collab Powers Go! Also by gattacaa by winner19955
	The Neopun Times Weewoos of a feather make tons of puns together! Also by angieandanne by _heart7
	*Hands Cookies* 700 issues worth of cookies... Yikes Also by sanamm by admonisher
	What We Won't Do for an Avatar Punchbag Sid always shows up at the worst possible time... by ramotswe
	Nooo! Silly Weewoo! If you have a Weewoo, be sure to guard your issue of the Neopian Times! by _sammy_kiwi_
	The Funniest Comic Ever Take a look before it's too late. They're coming!! HURRY!!! by supertualet
	I'd Rather Not... ..face that angry mob outside. by chylaira
	How A Weewoo Got His Wings Actually, Neocola just helps you restore alertness or wakefullness. Art by roxanna203 by quiggles_r_kewl_1
	Look Fierce This 700th Can you believe they'd show up like that? As if! Also by leila_lea by ilovejonulrich
	The Floating Islanders: NT 700 But he still really means it! by yankeesrule244444456
	Weewoo Training It's not easy delivering mail. Art by airismile by darkroast
	Happy 700th NT Edition!! (Or Not) Maybe I should have done this the other way around... Also by Aethelar by megamak
	Revenge is Sweet - Weewoo Edition This time they'll learn! by mumumuchan
	Guess Who's a Sore Loser? Payback is tough. Also by lennekegirl123 by table
	The Struggles for an Avatar I hope it pays off... Idea by: coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Creative Thinking Maybe this wasn't the best plan... by pinochle
	Nightmare on Avatar Street Kaboom! Art by dutchese159 by krispykritter6
	Why Weewoos Shouldn't Fly Over the Altador Cup What the?! That's not a Yooyu! Also by wtmoof by louirawr
	Anniversary - Part 1 As far as Ten Year Anniversaries go, this one is bound to be interesting... by caylista
	Saving Weewoo This is why we need wings.To fly away! by wokitana
	The NT Editors Office Prior to Issue 700 Where is Country Queen? by labmom953
	A Special Edition That's a great ide- or not. by cinnamon_girl
	Radical! Yeah. I'm pretty tough. You probably shouldn't mess with me. Idea by bear. by digests

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"Weewoo in Training" by derrangeddragon
"Wow, that storm really came out of nowhere!” I shout, struggling to push shut the large door of the Neopian Times office against the buffeting wind. “Here, let me help you with that,” comes a voice from behind me. We struggle for just a moment before finally pushing the door closed. I'm tempted to collapse beside it, but this is my very first visit to the Times and I want to make a good impression. Instead, I brace myself and turn to meet my rescuer, a smiling Blumaroo. “Thank you so much!”

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Friday: Burnout
It was a particularly windy Friday morning in Neopia Central. With a cup of Black Cherry Tea in her left hand, The Editor strode forward towards The Neopian Times Headquarters, the establishment that releases Neopia’s newspaper every Friday afternoon.

by vanquishee

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The Tale of the Ixi Huntress
The white Ixi galloped through the forest, relishing the caress of the wind that tousled her fur. A Gruslen followed close behind and he barked with the exhilaration of the hunt. She slowed her pace as she caught an acrid scent on the breeze, and the petpet stopped too, sniffing furiously.

by panda_girl555

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Avatars to Celebrate Skeith Day
There is no better way to celebrate Skeith Day than to use your favorite Skeith avatar. There are 8 total to choose from. You can obtain these avatars a variety of ways, there is a default avatar, a few game avatars a few that are gained easily and even one very rare retired avatar.

Also by hummerthug

by blue_eyed_tiger_j

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One Hundred Games - Part One
his article (actually, it'll be split into two parts) will go into detail about the first hundred games ever to have been created. A very small number of these games are still playable today, so unless you've been around here for a very long time, this will probably be new.

by azienskieth

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Turning Pages: Part Two
A collective of sounds echoed about the room. Such a chorus of ‘ahs’ could only be compared to the pure delight of watching a rocket blast off to Kreludor for the very first time. A few of them even brushed their hands over the machine, taking note of its polished surface and pristine metal keys.

Also by parody_ham

by warriorsrock965

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The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part Eight
“Well what should we do now?” I asked Hannah as the Black Pawkeet once again pulled into the port on Krawk Island. We had made good time after rescuing her and Armin. It had only taken us a day to get back.

“I’m not really sure.”

Also by Medit92

by teamchao466

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