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Let's Dance!

That's just not how this works.

by wokitana
Blossoms~ Retry Part 7

I suspect it's those mood swings of his. ... He still has those, right?

by twillieblossom
Edible Escapades: Part Four

Don't judge a treat by its shell.

Also by priscent

by msjanny

Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 2

I’ll pay him to stop singing.

Also by bha288

by mandypandy667

Playing Favorites

Don't try to deny having a "favorite pet". It's pretty obvious.

by amarettoball
Coconut Shy

Try again?

by fourin
Squawk-ward!

How embarrassing D:

by _clement_
Timing is Everything

*sigh* It really is.

Also by blue_star_51

by new_perspective

Aisha Soup: Wig Out!

Toupee or not toupee?

by the_shii
Dinner with the Scarlets: Wearable Woes

Tired of sad Grey ‘pets? Time to turn that frown upside down!

by june_scarlet
The Zaf Girls

Good trick.

by thesovietivan
Make It Stop!

The woes of a mewbie.

Idea by lifeguard1993

by aupins

Sloppily Colored Funstuffs

The only time Karow shows emotion.

by thesevenwonders
Baby Hair

Don't play hide-n-seek with a baby Jubjub ;(

by cardinally
Avatar Pet Problems

Please no more popcorn!

by aynathie
The Not So Dangerous Fall

Sometimes in the light of danger, logic tends to fly out the window.

by roxanna203
Count Ariathia

Well... That's not what you want.

by moonlitennight
Don't Be Lazy, My Friends!

Always do your work! Otherwise it won't be done the way you expected...

Also by strandbikini

by kuschelalarm

Stay Strong with Team Brawn: Random Events

It could always be worse...

Tex707

by alexise1998

Avatar Madness

Um... I may need some help.

by mustikeuh121
 
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"Dazzling Draik's Dilemma" by _brainchild_
"Christine!" exclaimed Nadaba the Maraquan Draik. The owner turned, wondering what her pet was so excited about. "Yes?" she replied. "You have an offer on your Pink Draik Morphing Potion!" "Really?" answered Christine joyfully. "Let's go over to the Trading Post and see what the offer is." Christine, Nadaba, and another one of the owner's pets, Florezca, crossed the wondrous ocean waves to make their way to Mystery Island. The shining water reflected the sunlight, resulting in a beautiful display. "Wow!" exclaimed Flor as she gazed at the breathtaking, picturesque scene.




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A Dazzling Draik's Dilemma
Flor continued to grumble as the three ventured through summery scenes. Eventually they reached the Trading Post. "I'm parched!" whined Flor. "I need something, anything to drink!" Then she spotted the Pink Draik Morphing Potion. She grabbed the glass bottle and chugged it. Christine and Nadaba gazed at her in horror. "Flor," started Christine incredulously, "did you even pay attention to what you just drank?"

by _brainchild_

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Mystery Island Mayhem
After searching through the lost city of Geraptiku for nearly three hours straight, dodging arrows and venomous petpets, Apsy was more than tired, especially since she and her brother Sky also had to baby-sit their friend Tintilla the Darigan Gelert and her pet Zomutt Nanna that day, for Tintilla was more than crazy – she was always hyper, and, no matter what Apsy or Sky said, Tintilla refused to listen.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Uncover the Mystery: Mystery Island in a Weekend
Summer is coming to an end, but before getting school starts up again why not take on more long weekend getaway? Peak touring season is over in Mystery Island so now is the best time to go, prices are low and so are the crowds! Here is a comprehensive guide to getting there, back, and everything to do in between to get the most out of your last hurrah.

by tkprtyrhd

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Gifts for Draik Fans
When a certain Neopet species pet day is coming up, do you always wonder what gift to get your NeoFriend? What do you get for the one that`s crazy about Kougras, or loves Lupes, or think Acaras are amazing? Now that Draik day is upon us, I have put together this article to help you find a great gift for your NeoFriends that adore Draiks.

by aleu1986

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Aurora's Assessment: Part Three
It was a typical day in the laboratory. I had started out my morning cleaning glassware, and had plans to meet Ysila for lunch. After about a week working at the lab, and living in the dormitories set aside for the experimental subjects, I had bumped into her the first day I had gotten up enough courage to venture outside again. She remembered me easily, due to my very distinct, mutated physical features.

by bittersweet52

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The Warrior Princess: The Coronation: Part Two
Clarity looked back to Professor Wells and said,” Professor, please forgive me, but this is not my report. I bumped into someone in the hall and we must have gotten out papers mixed up. May I be excused to get my report back?”

Professor Wells frowned, but said,” Hurry up. I don’t have all day, Your Highness and I would like to finish our lesson.”

by purplbrooke




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