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Blossoms~ Retry Part 5

Marketable magic comes from the object. Natural magic comes from the person. Some have it, some don't.

by twillieblossom
You Break It, You Buy It

He seems so nice, until...

Also by azienskieth

by roxanna203

Edible Escapades: Part Two

Comparing these cakes is like apples to oranges!

Also by priscent

by msjanny

An Unsootable Pair

Oh no...

by khanhm666
Scorto's Adventures: Blumarescue, Part 3

After a very long absence, Scorto's Adventures returns with a new friend and a new "solution" to Blumu's problem!

by john3637881
It's a Hard Summer for a Brucicle

Why can't it always be cold?

by jhudora96
Edible Sand

Some things you just don't learn in Neoschool...

by goodsigns
Island Mystic

1.. 2.. 3!

by fourin
The Rickety Ship: Gone Fishing

Get a new hobby.

by dimartedi
Zeesh: Kacheek Seek

You guys are just jealous of my seeking skills!

by the_princess_z
The Age Old Question

Which is it?

Also by 69uglygreenwhale

by sarah2396

A New Weapon in the Battledome

They really solve everything...

by vesus10
A Surprise Gift? More Like A Scary One!

Wha-What? Why?!

by kjjdavid
Gears for Fears

He'll make a great heavy metal vocalist, though.

by kreaturepheture
Snazzy-ish: Haven't Seen Her Around...

Is anyone else guilty of always forgetting their petpet in Grave Danger?

by volx
The Knight Shift - Adorable Edition

Drawn by Preshus_8 the baby kougra for her big sister the "Bestest knight ever!"

by shakespeareghurl
Why Kadoaties Make Bad Goalies

Maybe we should fine a different goalie next year...

Also by industrial

by praline01

I Didn't Mean That, Fires!

I just wanted to... Nevermind!

by gold_23771__95
Dice-A-Huh?

It's a crazy Neopian world out there.

by globetrekker
Just Let Him Be

He can't, but he wishes he could.

by supertualet
 
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Petpets in Peril



Many Neopets in Neopia take on the responsibility of caring for their very own petpet, but did you know that these miniature beasts also appear in a number of games? This two-part article will list some of the games currently available that feature petpets, and give each a peril rating as follows: *: No petpets are harmed in this game **: Minimal fear or danger ***: Some danger involved ****: A little more scary with serious consequences *****: Maximum danger, petpets may get eaten!



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More Important Things...
Three Neopets were in their home, relaxing. It was still early in the morning, so none of them would go out to the beach yet. A red Zafara was whistling as she bustled about the house, searching endlessly for any Neopoints that their owner might have dropped in the couch or in one of the armchairs. Another pet, a green Eyrie was following her around with a frown on his face.

by olivia_lucien

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The Unexpected Friend
For many years there have been rumours about the Haunted Woods. It’s said to give a home to many monsters, ghosts and other creatures that pets are afraid to talk about. The fear of the people living close to the Haunted Woods has only become worse, when a young Kougra disappeared. The little girl was playing outside the house. Her parents lost her out of sight for a few seconds, and the next moment she was gone.

by golvenzee

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Backpacking On A Budget - Part 1
This series of articles is for all those who wish to see as much of Neopia as possible – but on a shoestring budget. This first part sets out the preparations you’ll need to make and gives a useful starting point.

by equinewhispers

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Extreme Potato Counter: The Game Guide
A Yellow Wocky with a stylish mohawk approaches you and asks for your help counting potatoes. You figure, how hard can that be? Little do you know that this particular Wocky likes to count potatoes in a rather extreme fashion, but no need to fear! Our goal here is to help make counting these potatoes as painless and easy as possible.

Also by drobit.

by bha288


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The Sorceress and the Prisoner: Part Seven
Master Vex paced up and down the cold dungeon. A drip of water persistently hit his head, but he was used to this as he walked this walk every morning and every night. He had been doing so for the past twenty years; nothing was new anymore.

by dudeiloled

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The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part Three
As I cut some vegetables to add to the omelets, my sharp ears picked up the sound of footsteps approaching my house. Who could that be? None of the other villagers were usually up at this hour. It couldn’t be a group of young’uns trying to play a prank either; these footsteps belonged to adult men. I bit my lip nervously and headed toward the backdoor, keeping a tight grip on the knife I’d been using.

Also by medit92

by teamchao466




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