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Budding Trouble - Part 8

Neoschools are a thing, right? Right?

by jupebox
Issue 599

Weewoo...

by black_words
*Face Palm* 4

Your toys are everywhere.

Idea by bananerr

by glitterrpop

Petpets are friends, not food

but vegetarian dishes taste pretty good too!

by irasshai
Confuzzled

Advantage of being an expert in Sewage Surfer

by white_draigon
Pet Problems - Hide and Go Seek

Perhaps Hide and Go Seek wasn't the best idea...

by smilie99
Squid Slippers

But I like being a Ruki!

by cosmicfire918
Neological

"Clearly, there was a flaw in the design process..."

by nintendologist
Mamma Knows Best - Part 1

See? You have to run fast to play both sides!

by 0123kl
Sketch Parade

Appreciate what you get.

by glitt_
Neopian Cures

Tastes kinda funny.

by turquoisebird47
So Says the Slorg!

Would someone kindly inform Zombie Galem that begging for Neopoints or items is against the rules?

by supercheezee
Jub, Jub, and Away!

Next year we'll skip the balloons.

by iluvfyora896
Adventures in Apple Bobbing

That's where they came from...

by silvergullmon77
Use Your Imagination

What an amazingly powerful performance by the ________ team.

by shadowstrand
Kreludorks

Beach excuses...

by lilypotter
Unlikeable Sort

It's in their nature.

by keese_bat
Yooyuball Changes… Almost

There's been a lot of buzz around the stadium.

Also by kevkutout

by horse_lovee

Random Oddness

Many others know that feel, bro.

by mistyqee
 
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"Obelisk Skirmishes"



We must never forget what happens to Neopians when we fail to join in a common cause. Neopia must understand the long-term effects of our choice to form factions against our fellow citizens. In short, we citizens of Neopia must learn to deal with the consequences of the terrible War of the Obelisk. Those consequences include the aforementioned skirmishes, as well as a vast confusion of terms among many...



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The Two King Plumpies
The Plumpy had stayed in the corner and didn't move. Maybe he's hungry? Jimmy thought.

by tabascosoup

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Tales From Elysian Fields: My Dolly, Poe
The summer sun is shining bright as Gaz pulls the last of the party supplies from the pool house attic and onto the patio table.

by bug0704

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Breakfast! Eat Like a Champion Today
It's hardly 7 NST, but already dozens of players are getting ready here in the locker rooms, and the spectators' chatter above is growing in volume as they take their seats. "How are they all so energized when the sun hasn't even come up yet?" you're probably thinking.

by mojoschweni

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Dear Breezy: The "Obelisk Skirmishes" Response
I am by nature a Seeker. As such, Neopians sometimes ask me to explain the extraordinary events they encounter in the many fascinating worlds of Neopia. One recent question in particular comes to mind.

by raerleetintinabulous

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Acquisitions Specialists: Part Three
Brynn peered out into the empty desert from the Qasalan gates. "Right, the guard said we just keep the sun on our left until we hit the river, and after we cross that we'll be able to see Sakhmet in the distance."

by archetype

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Two Dozen Black Dresses: Part One
Prigpants and Swolthy, Tailors. The name of the store meant many things to many people: to some, it was a portent of funerals; to others, it was a sign of galas to come. To Marius Finchley, Lackey, it was a harbinger of dreadful tidings...

by emblo93



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