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Comics

	Spotting a Mystery - Part 12 Help is on the way! by lovisa966
	How to Avoid Boochi 1. Paint Relic Also by thesundims by inuyashalover37
	Saly's Club: Links I love interactive comics! Go Saly, you're almost there! by djudju22_8
	Techopalooza: Petpet Troubles, Part 7 It's one big happy family! by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Edna's Quest #6 - The Random Event Questers are not the only visitors at the tower... by toffeedatepudding
	Concerning Beds, part 2 Dex helps Juri acclimate to his new bed. by thunderlight314
	Funthing Has Happened!! Wrong person... (poof) by white_tiger0226
	Baseball Blues Oh gravity... by dil00m
	Which Baby are You? The difference between hand-painted babies and Boochi'd babies by cuppatee
	Spyder Syprise A wish too far. Also by kadface by blackfriar
	Flapjacks - The worms strike back! CHAAAAARGE!!!!!!!! by geckobubbles
	Talk About Random Back in the high mountains of Shenkuu... by buizelmaniac
	Virtual Insanity She's too girly! by foster_mama
	Not For Everyone - Unexpected Guest Next time, make sure you know what you're buying. by asyanica
	Destructomuffin-The Intro It BUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!!! by devonrex_ss
	Badly Drawn Pets - Cave Paintings Ugh Ugh Ugggh. by digit2000
	Rigmarole 3 A Habitarium Mishap... by tahirah
	More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s 16 Ooooh, distraction! by alagfalaswen
	NapTime 2 Apple bobbing, anyone? by sleepywalnut
	Impromptu Shenanigans! They're coming... by kittyforte
	Zippity Zap The perks of glowing. by tali325327
	Defying Logic (Unofficial Logo) Uhm... That's just gross. by cute_and_pie
	The Goofers - Baby Problem, part 1 Never say never. by lintsuf
	Kougra Stories- Looking for a job 1/9 Yoshiko and Sorami are looking for a job; will they get one? by tachiki
	Bread and Butter You are what you eat - part 2 by _epiphany_
	The Curse of Being Colored Fire This day couldn't get any worse. by girlpower836
	Kick Me? Today is your lucky day! by linnipooh
	Pumpkin Patch Mr. Squidly returns! by _owlsong_
	Hoopla: Searching for Krawk Island by _pokemon12_63
	The Giant Squid OMG!!! :O by mooglerz
	Trouble on the Search for Krawk Island Oops. Also by destinationxunknown by beekles
	Searching for Islets Items, items everywhere but not an Islet in sight! by frost_faerie
	Tangeriiine's Birthday #1 Can you help with my birthday invites? by mistyqee
	Usuki Frenzy Finds Krawk Island - 1 out of 3 ...where dressing up is more important than exploring. by natsha_pink

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Blumaroo Day in Style

The biggest day in every Blumaroo's calendar is fast approaching; a day that revels in the greatness of our bouncy friends. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the one time a year where everything else is abandoned in the celebration of the delightful Blumaroo! If you are unfamiliar with this species of Neopet, please feel free to read...

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"You are what you eat."
If you're new to Neopia or have recently noticed the abundance of edible pets, you may be wondering to yourself how they all came to be.

by emilees

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The Bookshop Owner's Daughter
"Who will take care of the book shop in my old age?" he asked. "Besides," he added, "guards aren't paid very much anyway."

Also by princesspesa98

by erroro

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Top Ten Wearables For Babies
Many users have fallen in love with these adorable pets and now own at least one. However, for customisers such as myself, the challenge comes in dressing them up in the cutest fashions...

by auraichadora

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The Dos and Don'ts of the Art Gallery
From one artist to another.

by pinkpaint

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The Jewel of Maraqua: Part Two
"Without the Jewel," the King began, "Neopia's oceans will not survive."

by blazingcatwings

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Child of the Drenched: Part One
Below the waves a lone figure swam into the depths, a young blue Usul cradled in her arms. She kept swimming until she reached her home, the lair of the Drenched...

by kristykimmy

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