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Issue: 482 | 18th day of Awakening, Y13

Comics

	Petpetpets and Sugar "It makes them smarter!" by djudju22_8
	The Fight Bring it on. by qutgrl7
	Shades and Hues 10 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 6/15 by mstr_dark
	Notebook Giggles (Volume 1) Don't you hate it when your friends are naturally smart?... by _x_bjork_x_
	BEWARE OF THE BRUCICLES! Brucicles, good or EVIL!?!?! by helenasback
	Neoschool - Episode 1: The Storm Children, please do not roll in the mud. by scechoi
	The Substitute Even the Money Tree deserves a day off... :3 by rain_e_days
	A Lesson Learned Never trust the Grundo Leader. Art by repulsives by ava_ked
	AYEE Love the Alphabet! Recite the alphabet? Idea by suzerz by chikolina
	Hanging Offer How about this... by tammytas
	Xweetok Family 1 Mmm, chocolate. by 5966001
	Irrational shifty eyes Also by marcthegr8est1 by _kawaiidesu_
	Team Mayhem Well... He can at least sell it, right? by dark_moon_blossom
	Spotted: Can't Stop Shaking shakes by dogcrazy04140
	Spooky Happenings Good job, my little 'beast'... by oceanologist
	The Discarded Magical Grundo Plushie of Prosperity So that's why you only get to talk to it... by friend101253
	The Neopian Hospital I knew he was behind it! by 1992jk1995
	Lonely? No one comes here anymore.... by forest_creatures
	Locked: Trip to The Snowager Roar. by lockednloaded21
	Hoban Woes How dare you! Art by invalid_character by bartdrunkeys
	Neopian Happenings The Dangers of being a Chia are revealed! by saqo
	Not a Peautiful Day! Zoooooom! by amarillida
	Chia Hug! On three... Idea by carrbot by bananerr
	(Un)common Sense - Chia Pops! How sweet! Art by soccergirl101397 by kuroge
	What's For Dinner? Wow! by driftwood
	More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 6 Getting a new color isn't always something to be excited about. by alagfalaswen
	Neopian Anomaly, Part 4 I do wish you wouldn't point. It's so impolite. by lizica166
	The Great Thing About Edible Chias Chocolate Chia Day! by purplebee2000
	Random Oddness She's just... so... evil! by mistyqee
	Neopian craziness - Monthly freebies Guess what my Chia picked. :D by petmuju
	Chia Food Tomato Chia? by souxis
	The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 11) I'm fairly certain also as well. by hubadawaha
	Chia Party - Thanks for the invitation? Fruits, good for you. by mysticmirella

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"The Ringleader" by kateee366
Dr. Death unlocked the giant metal door with a key longer than his forearm and entered the cage room. His hunched frame and crazy mad scientist hair scared every owner that came here, as it made him look near the brink of insanity. As he stepped through the caged hallways, hard soles clomping along...

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The Ringleader
Kougie heard a little ping, and the door of her cage swung open. She prowled out easily, gracefully...

by kateee366

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Spare Change
That was it, he could tell. Jaleer had been chatting with this Pink Nimmo for the past week.

by teaspill

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A Solution to the Problem of Key Quest Quitters
You have the power to choose not to get upset.

by iniuria

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The Worth of a Neopet
So how does the question of worth enter into Neopet trading to begin with?

by kissy_08

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The Snow Princess: A Terror Mountain Tale - Part One
Long ago, there existed two neighboring countries: the Land of Merian and the Land of Delfinor.

by bluecloud300

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Remembering Rue: Part Six
Four years. That was how long her years of instruction lasted. Four years crammed with knowledge that should have taken twenty years to master.

by hedgehog_queen

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