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Issue: 439 | 16th day of Eating, Y12

Comics

	Defenders of a Feather 4/4 "And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling defenders!" by charybdis7
	Birth of a Grey Faerie! Poor Fyora!!! by timmyythegreat405
	Murasaki Moments - Item of Doom Pt. 3 His fault for bringing it up... by shmozie
	Hoopla: Grey Uhm... by _pokemon12_63
	Islander Tails ~ Lever of Doom You can if you want. But you shouldn't. Also by sethcrocodile by augiboo7
	Awkward Books: Part II Well, don't judge a book by its cover, I guess. by leetmango
	LOL!!!: Grey Day Special Hey, Grey Faerie... by jessijenni
	Lost in the Seasons Chias always know what you want. Art by soccergirl101397 by lyteila
	Blechy - The Deserted Tomb (part 2) ...find... that... treasure... by sheik_93
	Troubled Bruce ;D Maybe it's time the little baby had his eyes checked out. by flated
	Pounded Neopets beware!! Be nice:) by azu211
	Paper Trail Good Workers are so hard to find these days! by discowhale
	Cheap and Shallow "Papa's a name snob. =(" by tintarossa
	Codestones are Heavy Three what? by poke_troll
	The Comic comic Critique is taken very seriously. by caterait
	Cave Dwellers: Deserted Tomb Bap by radiofish
	Freak-out - Respect Ah! Snowfall... by ichigostars
	Bad Idea Rawr? by 0turtle
	Just Another Day That would be a horrible idea for a comic. by miacirclegirl
	Always Errors Do I have to? by autumn_belll
	Mega Monotony click... click... by piratevam
	The Zanuxar & Puknot Show: Yurble Go Round Resistance is futile. by wingsofathena
	Juan the Unluckiest Neopet: 1 Omelettes by sailorini_1
	Tiring Walk ...still waiting... by code_de_la_route
	Vegetating: Invisible Incidents Looks can be deceiving... by rain_e_days
	Recipe for Disaster Do you really want me to answer that? by prismfire
	Food for All - Dish #4 ho hum by maiinoki
	Raggle Taggle 3 Warning: do not feed flying Unis! by crickwing
	Something About Faerie Acaras..... Nodameera wasted enough NP just to be a Faerie Acara, but her friend here was being a little too much... by raje994
	Monocerous is afraid of...? Find out what is more threatening than the Monocerous! by evaniab
	Cheesy Jokes Festival of Neggs: Quest 4 by cheesetwo__ff
	Speak No More Snow has a strange resemblance to dandruff... by laehlani
	LOL'D - Grey Day Colouring Wait - am I dressed properly? by _oceanriver_
	Grey... * sigh * by xxsakuranekoxx

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"Unlikely Allies" by smoothiegrrl
"Practice and drills went well today," Kakoni began as soon as Valtonous had joined them. "But with the regular season wrapping up and the Tournament coming closer, we're going to have to start practicing other techniques." The Bruce frowned. "Hopefully we can do well this year. We have a lot of stigma..."

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Employment in Neopia
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The Top Ten Most Dangerous Foods in Neopia
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Unlikely Allies: Part One
"Practice and drills went well today," Kakoni began as soon as Valtonous had joined them. "But with the regular season wrapping up and the Tournament coming closer, we're going to have to start practicing other techniques."

by smoothiegrrl

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Daylight's Dirge: Part Four
The next three days passed in a blur. Pariel unloaded his ship, examining each piece of metal to see whether or not it was useable as it was.

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