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Issue: 338 | 11th day of Eating, Y10

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	The Class of '08 Part Four It's already time for the third challenge... by _dead_meat_x_
	Shoyru Adventures: Kyu Catches Neomonia pt.3 "Use this wisely!" by lawrence_189
	Picmon Adventures! - What's your Team?!! It's Roo! by larenchan
	*boing!* ...ow. by ebily
	Four is too many -- A Royal Workout The easy, level gaining, risk - free way to get your pet up off the couch and outside!! Join Colt's Fitness Plan... by dragons_rulz797
	To Write Comics Is Very Difficult... ...very very very very very difficult. (And I still need one idea.) by _fontain_faerie_
	My Complex Totally better than yours by ladyxzeus
	The Sloth Interview Special interview with Dr Frank Sloth! by konayukii
	Game Pun This idea came to me, naturally, in the middle of a game of Hasee Bounce I was losing terribly! by jbubblekitty
	All in a Day's Work Aahhhh! It talks! It talks! by _razcalz_
	Lucky Break Free soup? by pepper_kitten_
	Medical Tree: Step Out Shoes I bet they look classy on you. by leetmango
	Forest Bound GWAAA!!! by izzybellaw
	Fountain Fumbles 1 I'll be all better soon... by sapphireflames
	neoventures #2 There's no easy way to complete an Illusen's Quest. by guardianpinkneko
	Land of Pacman Whack-a-smite... by pacmanite
	Symbol of Insanity #2 (Yes, I'm counting them now ;D) AIEEE!!! A SPYDER!! by pikemaster1
	dysfunctional.2 Pirating for dummies? by oo_l3ubbles_oo
	...Humor Intended The problem with spooky food. by coffee_rush
	Before Faeries had Faces ...and why is there an explosion behind you? by quadricat
	Pickles and Unis This is a must see for whoever doubts the existence of Unis.. by appyrodeo
	Sweet Revenge Have you had the Bug Brothers jump up and steal your hard-earned neopoints? Well, here's a solution... by petpet_lover8000
	When Muffins Fail Freshly baked muffins don't always bring happiness... by yampuff
	Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 4 There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia Central and here they are. by montoran
	Just Another Normal Day We have a slight problem.... by catcloud9
	Caution: May Bite You know what they say... by beastybas
	A Grey Customization Spare a thought for Grey Neopets... by shaddykins
	DA-N-GO Who can resist the yummy dango? by incorrigibletruths
	Arx Hallex Comic relief strikes again. Co-authored by neesboy by qazfan
	Slightly Ebil Grey food is very limp and soggy... by soaringeagle25
	Yabakai's Optimism She's so cheerful... by pippylouise
	When the Daily Dare Ends But I thought AAA would be happier if Daily Dare ends? by pacute_2121
	Neovian Noise 300 NC down the drain... by miz__hunter
	Tiny But Tough - Grey Day special ...The woes of a lone grey Aisha... by crazy_kathy

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"Twilight: A Faerie's Fall" by rainbow_daydreamer
Though she was only a few weeks old, Lumina loved to watch the stars at twilight. Like most of her kind, the little Faerie had come into being at the centre of Faerieland, on a beautiful summer's night. And like her playmates, she was, of course, without an element, and without any magic to command. That was why, in the gentle warmth of the late...

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Dreams of Flying
Well, it wasn't so much being a Draik. It was true, he liked his midnight blue scales spangled with golden stars, and being able to light the candles on his birthday cake...

by dianacat777

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Wonderful Sadness
Enough for what? That was what the Acara was dying to find out. She was hoping that it would be a paint brush...

by shadow_sabre_

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All Hail The Mallow Grundo
We've established that Grundos are the best species and mallow is the best flavor, so what happens when you put the two together? Well only the best pet ever to happen upon Neopia: the Mallow Grundo.

by iceprincess87

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Grey Day Woes: Memoirs of the Fallen
Thus, the Super Journalist begins her one-of-a-kind noble quest for the truth...

by tiger_iris

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A New Friend: Part One
"Come on, Buster! You have got to see the new pet!" yelled Pouncer up the stairs...

by carys1994

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The Warden's Tale: Part Two
Master Vex shook his head as he listened to the speech. Kass was yelling to the crowd, promising them days of glory and plenty, where they would live without fear. There was nothing wrong with that, but somehow, it disturbed him...

by torkie10

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