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Issue: 318 | 16th day of Storing, Y9

Comics

	Comics of Wafflecone Spin the Wheel of Embarrassment! by nickulla
	Missing? What will happen "next"... by 220232
	L.aughing A.ll W.hile L.ong I'm Home- um, Chris, what? by reniusa
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild More of me Yey. by wallaroo42
	CDLC - Crazy Deranged Laughs Coop He didn't do it!! by raptorsama
	What You Don't Know TNT Think Tank by sarika_ambrielle
	Still Neo: More Dung Who ever thought that dung was a good item to wear was wrong... by digidigi41
	say... CHEESE!!! Background problems... :P by maryboszy
	Guild of Randomosity - Word Power Maybe you should try reading the dictionary once in a while... by jayandcourtneyk
	NeoQuest InSaNiTy!! GAAH! Also by whiffet by toastjunkie
	Escapade officially hates the lab ray -_- by enravishing
	Neozxc Nonsense Neopets can wear clothes! by neozxc20
	The Unclimbable Ladder With or without a ladder, a brain is always helpful... by books86
	A Comic about Meerca Chase II So THAT'S why he never stops running! by synchroneyez
	Pinc's Petpet Pinc's dream Petpet Also by jellybeanott by monkeybytes
	Innocent?! I think not!! (Framed) Starring: Gus Also by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Cute and Cuddly? Not Really! Hurray for ice cream. by rose_cel
	Appropriate Jobs Ep#1 There are some jobs your neopet was born to do... That's not to say they're enjoyable. by insignificantone
	Daizy's Dayz #1 Would you like to buy my heart glasses? by horsey_wolfy_love
	Tyrannian Paint Brush I will write a book! by ringb
	Cute and Fuzzy: Accessories Gone Wrong! Dung is now... wearable? by _awsome_pets_
	What Color Am I? Hmmm... by greenladysoap
	Obsessed With Neopets IT WON'T DISAPPEAR!!!!11!!11eleven1! Idea by _chocojustin_ by sweeteepiiiie
	Birds of a Feather The Altador Cup is not as safe as it looks... by neogirl4749
	Neopian Insanity A geek's idea of a comic... by kitsunenustik
	Terror Mountain Is Mother just gone or kidnapped? by paranoidkit
	Beware the Beard Why is the goatee such a bad thing? by xxpink_ego_boxx
	Winter Prank Oooph. by kat_leya
	The Coffee Shop Panic!! by aqua_blue_dragonfly
	Perfect Pumpkin Story by chocolate_shapez by leobug
	Sloth's Revenge Somehow, this always happened. by heaven_666
	Neo-Insanity Boxie fails at the BD. by ezilla
	Peaceful Petition HUNGGRRYYY... by maniacally
	That's Weird... Off to the Neoboards! by __cuti3patooti3__
	Neopups You shouldn't have to say that? by coshi_dragonite

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You see it happen all the time on the forum threads. You might even recognize yourself or a friend from some bitter moment. A player attempts to achieve a high score trophy on the last night of the month, only to be beaten by others more practiced at the game. The losing player sullenly pouts, 'Why do all these other players have to keep playing? It's not worth trying if they're going to...'

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A Series of Suspicious Events: The Baby Sister Crime
I could sit in relative shade. I had added the final touch: a sign which read: Chloe's Lemonade Stand and Detective Services...

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The Beam of Light
She was making the hall silent, one victim at a time, until everyone knew what it was like to feel alone, simultaneously. It made her day...

by yellowsugardog

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The Five Great Neopian Mysteries
The world of Neopets is full of wonder, but did you know it is full of mystery as well?

by xaviernye

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The Market: In a Nutshell
There are many different intricate things going on at all times within this market. So how does this market start?

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The Mutant Prince: Part Seven
Before anyone knew it, the cloudbound sun was setting behind the scraggly tree tops. There was one last address on the list of names: Edna the Witch...

by maipom

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A Haunted Path: Part Four
"I didn't know anything had happened until--" Bella paused again and looked up through the twisted branches...

by ayame_23

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