Welcome, one and all, to the 300th edition of the Neopian Times! So much has happened in the past one hundred issues. Great adventures have been told, gut-bustingly funny comics have been drawn, and many articles about every topic under Kreludor have received virtual printing. So how, you ask, do you celebrate this milestone in Neopian Times history? Look no further! Here are thirty great ideas for how to have fun...
The Three Hundredth Weewoo First off: how to disarm the alarm. The quandary itself should have been theoretically impossible; alarms existed for this very purpose...
A Birthday at Sea Rose said I can visit you! I'll be there in 5 days, just like you suggested. I will be taking a flying ship called the Pflying Pfish, so meet me at the dock in Shenkuu!
So You Want a Ghost Pet? Doing what any sane pet or person would do, you scream like a headless Peadackle, flap your arms wildly, and leap into the relative safety of your pet's arms...
Dream Journal: Part One "I can't do it, though. I've never had a dream before in my life. I always just fall asleep, and then it feels like I wake up a moment later..."
The End of the Rainbow: Part Four "Don't tell me, tell Joy." Mossiku laughed, pointing to his owner. His owner. Had he really just referred to her as that?