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Issue: 295 | 8th day of Relaxing, Y9

Comics

	Odd Jobs This definitely wasn't in the job description... Also by autbum by x_seabee_x
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Arnie meets his biggest fan! by starlet12
	The Mark of the White Feather: Rockiteers Blunder WHOOOSH!! by plutoplus1
	Smycks' Tales #5 Turmaculus is said to have a very exquisite and expensive taste... by helmfinland
	Snowbeast Snackrifice - My Evil Plan (Muahaha) Even things that seem cute and harmless can be evil on the inside. evil laugh by zaniic
	Tea Time - Socks He was only looking for a friend. ); by kleptie
	It's the Thought That Counts Perhaps not the best gift idea, well, not for the gift. by your_worst_nightmre
	It's Mutant Asparagus! Well... expect the unexpected. by checkers_33
	Dhevil's New Petpet sizzle by kontinasu
	Full View Kimba559 says... by scar19
	Slorg and a Half Today only! by warrior20012
	The King of Meridell The Impressive Speech... by sir_serene
	Clear as Mud: Creative Thinking "To get into the Neopian Times, we have to be creative!" by spirit033v2
	Uh-oh! I got you a new petpet! by miakoda94
	My Grarrl Bob! - Flower Power! Bob and the little Faellie... by larenchan
	Spirited Hats The PPL will hear about this... by paradise_wolves
	Poor Uiko... Customizing has its purposes... by stormywarrior
	Dude... #1 How's it held up there? by _demon_devil_
	Kryonus: New Layout!!! Feeling... sleepy... by icesmith
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XIII Progress? by khestrel
	Petpet Im-Practicalities! dum de dum by jokerqueen
	Arghh, Me Petpet! Those mischevious Mallards... by nomitts
	Meepit War Tactics Just a few more... Also by peri0neo by cytherea007
	Evil Feepit #17 Ah... you wish. by fmoura_98
	Petpet Talk How do you know when your Mazzew wants the cookie you're about to eat? by orange_sod4
	Just Another Comic A Mortog! Idea by xweetoklover__nn by jamz76
	Lost on the Isle of Insanity! Muahaha! Okay, that's it. wink by a112punkbaby
	Dandilion Tails: Noodle?? I found him! Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Aberi and Bingle the Not-So-Brave Hippalop! Ugh! by peterpuffin1
	Light Fright Are you sure? by sarika_ambrielle
	Neopest When petpets go WILD. by bugeyedthing
	The Secrets Behind the Clothing Store "We're cold!" Concept by x__orlando4eva__x by chikolina
	Much Ado About Moffit Something has this little djuti frazzled... by xandurh
	Sugar Square: Journey to the Lost Isle Where's the bucket? by jess1212
	The Altador Cup is Back And Problems Too ^^ Faerieland, Meridell: yes/no. by rmo2008
	Beware the Soup Faerie This comic is in celebration of JUBJUB Day! and also it is a warning to all food-themed pets!! BEWARE! by jokerqueen

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Walking Carpet Care

Walking Carpets are so fuzzy you'll need to buy a nice brush. Brush him down every five to ten minutes, just to be extra safe. Make sure you get behind his horns, or he'll "Raaawwwwwrooooorggggh!" until the sun comes up. Make sure you talk to him, Walking Carpets love conversation! However, when you're speaking to them, don't be offended if they don't look at you. They have a tendency to look off into space or right off to the side of you so it looks as if they are staring...

Other Stories

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A Surprise
We were all waiting for our mother to come home. She had said earlier that morning, "When I get home from work, I've got a surprise..."

by _jazz_of_mine_

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Meepits *ebil music*
"Aww, Socks! You've brought your little friends along for a play," his owner whispered, tugging at Socks' cheeks...

by coolomatic_girl_96

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Kiss The Mortog
In this game you are trying to pick the prince out of a number of mortogs. Every round a mortog is added and the neopoints you can earn increases, as well as the frustration.

by ohguesswhat

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Finding the Perfect Petpet For Your Pet
You would like to give your Koi a puppyblew. Well, can you imagine your pet swimming around and his poor puppyblew trying to hold his breath?

by zephani

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Revenge and Resistance: Part Nine
"You were needed more than you thought," Gorix said. "We were lost without you. In fact, many left the group..."

by dan4884

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Secrets and Shadows: Part Six
"You have to open the door. There's something really important that I have to tell to Lord Darigan. There's a conspiracy group which is trying to assassinate him..."

by dragonlover8560

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