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Issue: 266 | 17th day of Storing, Y8

Comics

	A Walk In The Park Everything is so beautiful! by darkadoom
	Painted Problems Why some pets shouldn't be certain colors... Script by petkeeper416 by obviousfakename
	Hatched! Hehehe. by marshallmathers_111
	Kulanah Mmm... cake! Also by krazykutekowgirl by goldnangl83
	itsa comic Wait. I hit him? by child_dragon
	UnNormal - Merry-Go-Round Want to go on the Merry-Go-Round? by cozygen
	Turmaculus Maybe I'll try something else... by flufey_is_cute
	Petpet Parade 3 And that's how Meepits are planning their takeover! by the_forest_maiden
	Random Something At the Kadoatery... by silvermare200
	Garin & Jacques ... and their journey x] by urskus
	Finding the Perfect Petpet For years I have been trying to find the right petpet... by hardlyevolved
	Weewoo Madness That king is wise! Concept by meltalviel by neokid11115
	Secret Lab Secret He does know! by dakumi
	In the Shadows of Neopia #5 Whoops! Sorry about that... by morrigan_a_aensland
	Off Track: NeoPhobia I really need to see a doctor. by klipsan
	Free Jelly Isn't ALL the jelly free? Script by autoc007 by aiyakhiori
	The New Petpet Picmon and his new petpet! by larenchan
	Demon 2 Do neopets die? by ookami_mangetsu
	Meridellian Mischief You will eventually realize... by moon_wolf21
	Me and Them NOOOOOOO!!!! by hamtaro6969
	Owned DO. NOT. SING. THE. POOGLE. SONG! by moonstar_night
	Funny Farm Sorry, that is not a winning ticket. by saiyukiluva
	A Woeful Tale of Woe Poor Chris Kyrii... by jellyfishi
	Haunted Slugs and Snails by hauntedheroine
	Battle Duck Revenge You throw Maractite Battle Duck! by bulbabean
	The E-1337: "Want some Achyfi?" Smarter than the average Bearog? by _ob1_kenobi_
	Chiadventures: Never too Early to get Peapared What are you doing over there? by zelda2222
	The Truth About the Petpet Laboratory Sorry, your petpet has disappeared. by rose_cel
	Standing Out It's just a game! (Don't take the games too seriously!) by jasperdragongirl
	Living in Neopia! NO! You cannot take more than one jelly per day! by sensuke
	Comic 3 (v1.2) I suppose something interesting should go here but all that candy is making it hard to think.... by rcwalters
	Grave Plotting Wow, look at all of these graves! by olympic_pineapple
	The Gallion Ranch The ranchers must have been stuck at the second step... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Stuck in the Neopet House My momma always told me, death is like ... a box of chocolate doughnuts? by spotthechelsey
	Darkest Corner How come we didn't get to keep useless piles of dirt? by dark_elfa

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"The Origins Of: Balthazar" by tambourine_chimp
It's true. I, Balthazar Rory Snarlington Woof, have come out of hiding to reveal the truth once and for all, so that everyone may at last realise how my name and existence have become so maliciously tarnished. 'Never judge a book by its cover,' I believe you Neopians like to say. Well, I ask for no more than ten minutes of your time to prove to you...

Other Stories

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How Boochi Came to Be
"Max, you need to help others. When all is lost, you must still help others so that hope may remain for the future..."

by pyphracket

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Purple Love
"I need you back home, with me..." Jhudora said. Needed her? For what? For an experiment?

by fairyrose3221

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Trade-Sniping: A Forgotten Art?
What is it? How do I do it? All questions anwered!

by treenifer

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Invisible To A Blind Eye
Aww, look at this poor adorable little Gelert. You should know more about them before you take one home, so read on.

by boofy113

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Defender Chronicles: The Beginning - Part One
She still couldn't quite believe she was Faerie. As if to make sure, the Xweetok glanced at her reflection in a nearby puddle. Yep, there she was - antennae, wings and all. She shivered again and trudged on...

by toffee_choc

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Roomies 2: Part One
The sun was shining, the air was warm, a crisp breeze was blowing through her hair; she couldn't ask for anything more. Summer was here and that meant only one thing to the air faerie: summer vacation...

by vanessa1357924680

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