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Issue: 252 | 11th day of Hiding, Y8

Comics

	The Kadoatery You did NOT just paint your baby pteri for a kad feed. by hikarru
	Cardboard Pet Woes You already have a petpet. by lulu78629
	Innocence I've been forced to work my WHOLE LIFE! by skit
	Ways to Destroy a Pesky Owner Something has happened! by zipperaward
	Random Conversations with a Royal Zafara No Lupes were harmed in the making of this comic... NONE... okay, one. by firefree_animegirl
	Counting Chickens Don't do it before they hatch... I mean, things aren't like you always expect them to be. by pantunflas
	Famly: Poor Blasou I'm normal... normal... by devilbrase
	O.K. Then... Why never walk a shoyru? by treehuggerxox
	The Special Duo Look, Blue! A 200! by princton_fan
	Tales of Random Wow! A cloud paint brush! by jujubaby93
	'Cause We Are Bad News Awesome new disco fountain! by branidi
	Insane Neo COOL, NOT!!! by aishagirl1179
	Kiko Komix Look! I got painted Christma-white! ^_^' by monica5327
	Facts and Truths: Exploring Geraptiku Don't fall behind when exploring the Lost City of Geraptiku. by corsair_357
	Cloudy Day AAH! by da_dude_with_shoez
	Double Trouble: Pay Day And here's your paycheck! Idea by april8201916 by accasperberry3
	Quick Frizz Control You have a new quest!!! by ulitrexx
	Furry: Jhudora and Her Hairbrush Use this brush! by ursaring454
	DUH! Incorporated - Something Has Happened! The Lava Ghoul floats menacingly... by shadow_zapdos
	VERY Random Events: A salt! Haha get it?... A salt!... by the_panther17
	Flying Hot Dog of Doom Jesse bit off more than he could chew this time.... by _sparklingfaerie_117
	The Altador Cup Aftermath: May I See That? This is why you should keep your trophies locked up in a display case. by effelenn
	Curtain Call In which complications arise, and a bathtub is needed. by kyuukon
	It's a Meepit's Life Ever wondered what your average Meepit gets up to when it's not plotting to take over Neopia...?! by nintylizard2
	Adventures of Snowy Hang on!! by queen_kassy_kass
	Explifericity Noobs hurt. by evalyn1012
	Umm... Surprise? A not-so-surprising surprise party. o-o by amit_oryan
	Modern Marvels Never play with the local wildlife... by flarethdragon
	The Electric Notebook strikes! I knew I should've paid more attention in science lessons... by littlemisskirby
	Meepit Vs Feepit (version 2.9) To Feepits <3 by cdnshedevil666
	A Watched Pot Never Boils... Isn't that always how it works? by mcgirlcat
	Under Control? RAW POTATOES! D: by wolf_hyzer
	Advantages No. 1 It's not about how fast you get there... by lisa_mai
	Insanity (At the Petpet Lab) Ever wonder why the kookith at the petpet lab is so... mad? And what is with the funny names he gives? by vietbabi07

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Pirates Vs. Ninjas

Honor. Glory. A reason to beat up helpless Neopians. These are a few perks of becoming either a Pirate or a Ninja. There is not a lot known about the history of this debate, but it is believed that long ago, a Pirate Captain plundered the whole of Mystery Island, stealing everything that shimmered and shone...

Other Stories

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The Refrigerator Problem
The smell was so ghastly that the Jadestorm household simply kept it shut 24/7. Through a vacuum system at the top, groceries were put in, never to be extracted in a lifetime...

by _jadestorm_

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The Green-Eyed Monster
Mina scrunched up her face before stomping out of the room. "It's not fair..."

by discokitten

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Cool Pteris
Whether you've come across the Golden Pteri on your way to play Destruct-O-Match, or the Black Pteri av is on your Neopian "to-do" list, we all know that Pteris make up a good chunk of the Neopian Population.

by pigeons707

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Quest Conspiracy—The Earth Faerie's Magic Revealed
Big deal, right? WRONG. I have discovered the TRUE magic of the Earth Faerie, and it will make every jeweled collar and nanka bottle worthwhile.

by masterofdrangonheart

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The Price of Faith: Part Nine
"Ready as we'll ever be," I answered, glancing out past where the grass ended and the desert began once more...

by mutedsanity

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Racing to Glory: Part One
Solid faerie-smoke surrounded it on three sides. It was heading straight for a solid wall on the fourth. Raising a purple-gloved hand, the rider shook a fist...

by ee365

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