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Issue: 246 | 30th day of Relaxing, Y8

Comics

	Bananas' Chibi Army I guess buying food is out of the question... Art by crow213 by rainbow_crystal_ice
	Pterifruit Pterattack or Hasee Bounce? by kissa_kazh
	Avatar Crazy A Neopoint saved is an Avatar earned... by hopsy69
	Two are Better than One Working through our problems together... by krychek2001
	Random Insanity I guess Fuzzles are so evil that they lack depth perception. by moonlight_glider
	The Office Meepits Because those judges must be at least slightly evil. by alien_1155
	One Panel Or Less! I see you've been fishing... by griffin93
	non:sense:sanity The Lenny... by verallien
	What Lies Beneath How do the yooyus get shot out of the hole? by autoc007
	Woof? Spayd and Nori in "Cracked." by tigaroni
	Picture Perfect PLEASE! Never fight with a stick man!The HORROR! by siggy_maker
	Just One of Those Days Mystery solved. by darkduskk
	Flapdoodle Beware the power of cute... by obviousfakename
	Altador Cup Discussion The Happiness Faerie knows that tea cures even Sloth of grumpiness. by wsprite
	The Weekly Spontanian Seriously, that easter Cybunny has some problems... by halo_n_friends
	A Room With an Aisha: The Altador Cup Ever notice how the ball never actually affects the player? by robbydude5
	The Chronicles of Hairball - Altador Madness Lesson learned. Also by macleod22789 by elpheba
	Dangerously Insane A creative take on making money... by leah_51293
	Head in the Clouds Oh, I am SO thrilled to have a new sister! by candykitty
	HTF First Blood Stand back! by aurora_falcon
	Fur Flies in Terror Mountain Practice Something's not quite right! by rookina
	Something Special Every night... you're coming here to steal something. by ximerika
	The Chromus Crew The doctors in Neopia just aren't as good as they used to be... by chromus
	Neo Mania! So, you're gonna climb Mt. Techo? by unis_lover200
	T.O.T.A.L.Y C.R.A.Z.Y. : Altador Cup Size does count in the Altador Cup. by 0x_freaky_x0
	Summer is here! I like winter. by sunny_pet
	Toast with Junior I... like... toast... by sweeteepiiiie
	Usually Abnormal #2 Unreal Usul by tristess
	Expect the Obvious. Poor Kikos... by nopp88
	Bad Carma What's a tutu? by armadi
	The Discouraged Artist This is the tale of the struggles I ahem my friend encountered while trying to draw Mipsy. by kristian18f
	Warf Rescue of a Different Sort... I just hope they appreciate it! by jestercat13
	NeoComp Food that talks back... by chibikatza
	Land of Pacman All is shrouded in mystery... by pacmanite

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Team Darigan Citadel

The Darigan Citadel Team changed its classic strategy of 2:2 to a more aggressive 3:1 pincer array, with the silent but remorseless Kep Bonnefie bringing up the rear. The unrelenting Tormo Frein was promoted to Center Forward, with his main objective being the obliteration of Meridell's quick-pass game. To this end, Frein set his scope on the formidable "Wizard" Windelle, with the goal of totally disrupting Meridell's otherwise fast-paced...

Other Stories

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Cannoneer and the Altador Cup
"Duh! It's my home team, plus they've got Garven Hale, the best goalkeeper in the league!" Cannoneer explained...

by da_number_1_neopian

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The Fall of Jhudora
On this certain day, an Eyrie was sauntering down the street, followed by a Kougra and a Lupe. They were not anything extraordinary; nay, they looked quite mundane...

by hermione_granger591

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Too Many Rotten Old Shoes?
There is reason to believe there is an entire underground organization or mystical village of retired shoemakers dedicated to recycling the same several million shoes to bring great angst and mystery into our lives or really polluted waters.

by meshikins402

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The Meerca Brothers: Inside Story
Hi! Matt here, right in Qasalan Royal Treasury with the Meerca Brothers, Heermeedjet and Merouladen!

by bill_belichick

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My Vacation: Part Four
"Let's go pick up some breakfast and then we can go see the Ruins," Jeanie said. I turned around and was in my wetsuit before her...

by jeanaet

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For the Altador Cup: Part One
The young Ixi was a daydreamer, and as she floated along in the middle of one of her favorite dreams of visiting an incredible, marvelous, far away kingdom by the sea, she heard a strange noise...

by lili483

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