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Issue: 225 | 27th day of Sleeping, Y8

Comics

	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "I Quit" Art by ghostkomorichu by immortalmina
	Slorg Slime #1 They are everywhere! by theicyworm
	Creative Kacheeks Necessity is the mother of invention. Also by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Smycks' Tales #1 I found something delicious! by helmfinland
	One to Many Some call it "fan art;" others call it traumatic! by menzoberanzan
	Baby Kougra To what extremes will this Baby Kougra go to get food? by with_lemonade
	Evil Feepit #3 What a nasty little fellow... by fmoura_98
	Petpet Tributes A little Horus needs a lesson in what makes a "treasure..." by lilgreymouse
	Fish, or not a fish? I see you didn't catch anything... by mandy_raz
	Sheep of Doom I wonder if anything's changed. by oddhatter
	Neo Nip Ooh shiny! =o by loreij
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - Trading post Pffft! by neo_tomi
	Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER! Billions? Nah! TRILLIONS! by spock_luvr
	Lupin's Ironies Concerning the Fountain Faerie I got a fountain faerie's quest?!? by ginnyw143
	Pixilated Puns! sneak sneak sneak by lilac_tempest
	nameless The erasers are coming! o_0 by lightmik3000
	Awkweird What would she even WANT that??? by celestialearthenmage
	Inarticulation Hey look! A new Neopet! by chokatocherry
	The Unusuals I don't get paid enough for this. by x_xkodiskux_x
	Catastrophe: the First Oh, Poppie!! by 2004224
	Jipped Everybody must have a little greed... by cooperates
	Minature Mayhem Squishy. Art by artnerd by veepuss
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore When good apologies go bad. Very bad. by chivo
	Just @ lil Loven Ooh! A space ship! by kiri_the_kid
	An Illusen Quest Gone Kinda Bad An Aisha gives Illusen a nice little surprise.... by larien117
	Triple Negative You have to see it to believe it. by sillygirl_543
	So You Didn't Read the Sign? Warning! by pixiepuff
	Get the picture? Who said kadoaties weren't smart? by poppie_ng
	Chibi Pals Sheesh... that Snow Faerie sure can be mean. by puffibunni
	Addiction Ze robot humor. Worship it! by respects
	NOOOOOOO Omelette The Blasted Omelette is attacking again. by poetax
	Painted Pet Blues She saw her face everywhere--except in the mirror..... by raynbow_light
	Notions and Nonsense Bah, there doesn't seem ta be anything wrong with that!! Art by meowth4 by patjade
	Always Complaining Feed me!!! by sabertigerblade
	Neopian Neophyte Not quite balanced stats... by leedom111
	A Spicy Revenge How the mighty have fallen... by helixnebula
	The Neo397s Welcome to the Battledome! by isaiahdjkim
	The General Idea Note to readers: The PPL does not support the use of petpets to buy training. Or anything else for that matter... by clueless_morgan
	Petpet Ownerowner An interesting way to get rid of bugs... by magnoliaprincess
	Squid Troubles Ahh! Giant Squid! by btcomsa12

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"Wussy Pirates?!" by timber_wolf_789
And so the two set off, with the boat's lacy sail flapping gently in the wind. The two Acaras laughed and talked and played while enjoying the beautiful scenery surrounding them. But after an hour or so of smooth sailing... "Look!" shouted Twinkles suddenly, nudging Fluffy. "A pirate ship!"

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