teh 1337est n00zpaper

Circulation: 105,225,448

Issue: 209 | 23rd day of Gathering, Y7

Comics

	Gone Fishing Gulp by confuzerated
	Nyah~! #4: Faerie Questing Wow! You found my scarf!! Thanks! by ae0nsoul
	Salem 'n Soni "So... why are you a vegetarian?" by mintymaid
	Spooky How does Prince Jazan get away with it? by ghostkomorichu
	The Everyday Adventures of Zack Zafara "This is why I only hire Grundos..." by rufusrockskp
	Decisions Decisions! Hey, don't give me that look! by mao_mau
	Ponderings I always wonder how those poor hand-less neopets ever get anything done. by a_number_1
	Two Chias What did one Chia say to the other Chia? by numbertwelve
	In All Its Randomness: Sloth? Sun hats and bow ties go well with...Sloth? by star_fyora
	Corn Mushies I canna 'elp you. by plaquenil
	Fishing Blues Truer words were never spoken... by buddy__blankies
	Xannie-bo-bannie Saturday, 5:45 AM by 5tnt
	Not Just Another Neopet: In the Clouds Where's your brother? by everybody_say_moo
	Some Nameless Comic ....Ever seen him run that fast? by archlight
	The Happiest Quiggle So that's what unhappy looks like... by nut862
	NeoComp Pool Fun Part 2... by chibikatza
	Roo's Views It's terrible how some people treat their pets... Art by fetedieu by kimj85
	Neopia Acres Gabba gabba hey. by wyomingslim
	Isn't He Cute? Yeah, you could say that... by glowing_banana
	Neopian Neophyte No food? No problem! ;D by leedom111
	Unbelievable! You serious...? by maiinoki
	Meepo Hey Meepo, do you want to try some of my lemonade? by verallien
	Fond Memories No wonder Kelp is always full! by prettyprincesslady54
	Badly Drawn Mayhem presents - Whitemalo vs. Kyankira smack! by wild_iced
	Slusheez It's not fair... Art by meganium94 by lilquigibo
	Shocket Hill Wheeee!! Written by blacky4444 by richnangela005
	Smelly Nelly "Receives a gift." by i_hate_backstabbers
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Of course it is. by kittylin
	Teh Crazeh-ness! Makes ya wonder, don't it..... by daigo_tsuki
	The Unbelievable Not half as bad... by x0xsammehx0x
	Insanity Test - What's This? At least you get a booby prize!!! by saienian
	Pint-Sized Wasn't Pint-Sized like.. DEAD?! by lachtaube
	Just Crazy Enough A perfect match... by faeriekittie
	Chias Are For Eating Fishing is so relaxing... by demonic_pulse

Search the Neopian Times

Headlines

"A Brush with Misfortune" by turquoisephoenix
Not a single soul, except those that happened to be Halloween or ghost, was out in the middle of night. All sane Neopets were tucked neatly in their beds, sleeping in peace. All that is, except for a traveling magician and his pet Spyder...

Other Stories

---------

A petpet for Mínare
"If it's going to be this cold," he complained to his Wadjet, Zith, "it should at least snow."

by nimras23

---------

Escape?
The young teenage Acara slumped against her locker and closed her eyes, listening to the thunderous chatter of her hundreds of schoolmates. All of them had a name, except her...

by hmlanden

---------

What Makes the Magic Smelly Socks Smelly?
But have you ever wondered how the socks get smelly? I began research a month ago...

by queenkeiko

---------

Happy Home Hunting
Quiet or they'll hear us! Um, she means that we're here to tell you about all the lovely things you can do in the various places one can build one's Neohome.

Also by year_of_the_fox

by extreme_fj0rd

---------

Perspective: Part Four
He started thinking about what he should give to Rose. Nothing came to mind, and her birthday was tomorrow, so this was a major problem...

by gator2468

---------

Who Needs a Royal Paint Brush? III: Part Two

Feeling dazed and rather overwhelmed, Cuni crawled forward slightly, got to her feet, trotted out of the closet, and glanced into the kitchen. No one was there...

by 3dcourtney12044

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.