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Issue: 206 | 2nd day of Gathering, Y7

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	A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M. I am not in a position to make comments about this comic, for it LOOK BEHIND YOU! runs by wonderweezel
	Notions and Nonsense Did you ever wonder...? Idea by patjade by meganium94
	You're guaranteed to win the beauty contest... When your 'secret weapon' really is a secret weapon. by ickessler
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - Yank! Another evil attempt at taking over TPPR? by neo_tomi
	Carrot Dreams Speak for yourself!! Also by bobbijo284 by buddy__blankies
	Just an Average Day IN NEOPIA Nice costume, buddy... by lego12340
	Aisha Eyes? Look closely... by jequila
	Deviant: Criminal Nose! :O Run for your lives, fools. It's teh CRIMIN4L N053!!1 D; by rekaru
	Well Kept Secret "Are you crazy?" Idea by _trinitylast_ by darkwolf__untamed
	A Bit Confused Initiation? by hooglemoofin
	Kougra Klub Big Pause? by flookadoobee
	Soup Faerie Surprise Because I am helpful! by plaquenil
	Kawaii - Dice a Roo And I actually won something! by crow213
	Worth the Hassle He should know better than that! by the_human_gs
	Discovering Neopia I always wanted to know... by woolph
	All My Pretty Ones [ v 1.3 ] Everything has fallen into place... by mao_mau
	Creatures of Guardian Keep - Episode II In which Khe learns not to ask. by khestrel
	TDMBGPOP I think it's time to get a new name... by confuzerated
	... Pink?! Has anyone else noticed that the sand in a Bottle of Red Sand is actually pink? by gagakushi
	Starry Stuff I'm feeling a little bit blue... by marilltachiquin
	Never Ending Did I mention it's extreme? by m0ogster
	Random Things Let's be realistic now... by sky665
	What Happened in Neopia... I rest my case. by vivsub
	Oops, Wrong Sloth.. O_o YAY!! I GOT THE HEAD!!! =D by darkyra
	The Cheesy Neos I think I caught something! by justduckygal
	Pea Trouble So troubling for that little pea... Art by oniamuro by emmawatsonrocks50
	All Strange Things Must End For all of us poor souls that must go back to school... by fireandice92
	PetPet sQuaBBles Yummy... by silbers_girl
	Spooky Should've brought a net. by ghostkomorichu
	Fishing Troubles Quick, get the bucket... Also by nu_sp33dmetal by choco_strawberries
	Those Darn Kadoaties Finally! A Draik egg! by spooky_squee7
	My Life as a Strawberry Lovely new colour... by ninavogel
	If You Give a Kacheek a Cookie Wait just a moment... Also by hottamale0774 by starcaw

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"Benny the Blade" by christinetran
It was another cold and clammy night upon the drenched and obscure shores of Krawk Island. Thick, murky waves crashed against the steep, gray cliffs, and the sky was covered in black clouds. Heavy wind screamed tirelessly from all directions as it threw itself against the wooden hulls of docked ships...

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Of Pepper and Kelp
The Scorchio interrupted politely, "Do you have a reservation? What name will it be under?"

Also by year_of_the_fox

by extreme_fj0rd

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Her Piece of the Sky
Flap, flap, flap beat, flap, flap, thump, thump. A white Shoyru's wings beat heavily and persistently. She swooped down lower so she could look at her town...

by larenbeka

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A Guide to Snow Wars II
The basics of the game are simple. Your mission is to save the snowmen from invading Lupes and snow flinging Snowbeasts.

by neo9523122

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Past the Layers of Lies - the True Jelly Chia
Even in the daytime, no light went through the windows of this factory. I was there to search for the mysterious Jelly Chia. You think I’m crazy, don’t you?

by chibichix

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Mysterious Patchwork: Part Two
"Excuse me," she asked. "Do you have any Plushie Kau Plushies?"

by dark_goddess_rising

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Andover's Quest: Part Five
Andover didn't know the first thing about war. He was still young and he wasn't supposed to fight! He had been sent on this mission to learn about the Purest group, not try to defeat them!

by hermione_granger1899

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