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Issue: 205 | 26th day of Hiding, Y7

Comics

	Egad, Meepit They may seem rather harmless... by citadell
	Revenge of the Sludge This day had to come... by lovy_lisa
	Sanity Obsolete Welcome to Level 100! art by imogenweasley by evanescent_pudding
	Do Not Poke Aww, poor Turmaculus... by ssjelitegirl
	Hide and no Seek Let's play hide-and-seek! by glowing_banana
	N3oW3IRD Episode 04 Wanna know something cool? by neekko
	Underappreciated Robbie always thought that his glow was just a freaky attraction... by spooky_squee7
	A Tomato's Secret... A guide to looking young and beautiful. by jazzyshizzle
	Hilarity YAY! by freekygal
	Nyah~! #3: Restocking 'Whiplash' is all sold out! by ae0nsoul
	Stuffing The tooth faerie would be so proud!! by linnipooh
	NeoComp Pool Fun Part 1... by chibikatza
	Grundo Stix #3 Oh no you don't.... by anikajinn
	The Petpet Hole Sadly... rocks can't climb. by nicole1251
	A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M. Watch out, grapefruit. by wonderweezel
	The Angry King I mean, I live practically next door! by placid_nightmare
	A Messed up Household Just be back in time for dinner. by snoepje007
	Zombify A delightful comic about braaaiinss... by the_kings_evil
	200m Peanut Dash Get ready, set.... by cinnamorollio
	Speck the Speckled It's so great that you could come and visit! by cheetah_kougra
	Marshmallow Grundo Mmmmm. Marshmallow.... by ickessler
	Dernière Danse Packrat? Surely you must be joking. by sarah_kun
	Yup, it's me! Old Neocola... by j_ja_l_2003
	T3h Praedius Life's just not fair for ol' Praedius. by arttimo
	Ixi Incidents RAWRG!! by falorie21
	Gone Golfing Fore! by confuzerated
	Bad Carma Random events while battling can be a hazard... by armadi
	Floofeh Good luck! by jupeboxgal
	Ai Yi Aisha You wouldn't still be mad, would you? by yami13331
	Neopian Neophyte Pshhh... this is more random that any event I ever saw! o.O by leedom111
	Usuki Day Idea If you could just stay still... by eyezinsanity
	Fumbled! The importance of not being overconfident.... by kesomon

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"Kyrii Day Cake" by jen4ever4ree
It's Kyrii Day, the only day which would lead me to drag myself out of bed at five in the morning. Actually, I've never woken up at five in the morning on Kyrii Day before, but this year Mama decided I was good enough to bake our traditional Luxurious Kyrii Cake...

Other Stories

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Dinner
by Silver

by czenko28

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Nuria
When Nuria was born so long ago, upon a first glance she had the normal, filmy wings of her fiery sisters but when she screwed her pale face up and began to cry (as new babies often do), her wings burst into flame...

by einstein20

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The History on Mystery (Island)
Do you ever wonder how Mystery Island was started, and all of the things that have led up to today, in Year 7? Well, now you can find out!

by evanescent_pudding

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Dismissing the Myths About Sloth Minions
Contrary to popular belief, Sloth minions are not mindless drones who constantly boast about their master's achievements. I am here to prove this.

by darkerstrife

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Mysterious Patchwork: Part One
Just as the Aisha planned, she walked in from the summer heat at the exact moment of the restock. She reached for one of the shelves near the door and grabbed a soft, stuffed pet...

by dark_goddess_rising

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The Search for Snowflake: Part One
By now, most people know that Hawkins, a rather average type of Kyrii painted the glorious color of green, works at the Neopian Times. What many (including poor Hawkins himself) don't know, however, is what exactly it is that Hawkins does there...

by buddy33774

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