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Issue: 191 | 21st day of Hunting, Y7

Comics

	Outline Problems Your lines just need to be thickened up a bit :-) by goldchocobo21
	Floofeh Never ask an evil Poogle to smile. by jupeboxgal
	Unpredictable Love Love or laughter? by kittymew3_5_9_
	It Was Just a Joke! Not everyone can take a joke... by paganini646
	Wishful Thinking Was anyone looking for you? by barbcat00
	The Eyrie Side Never take anything literally... by pheonix131
	Just Sit Be careful where you keep your Neopoints... by katopia12
	Neopups What to do in Easter Negg Hunt. by wicked_dragonite
	Mootix Madness - #3 Dry Hair Only This IS actually based on a true story.... weird, I know lol by leoness
	The Office Meepits And it begins... by alien_1155
	Smelly Nelly "Has a messy room." by i_hate_backstabbers
	Weewoo Woes I wonder why... by lynxwed
	Neopian Mishaps Why the Snowager doesn't put his stuff in a Safety Deposit Box... by xtrat
	Don't Mess with Hissi! So you are also a Hissi... by tijntjuh_
	Crazed, Whatever That Means... Nobody wants to play with me :-( Also by auntfalcor by humblely
	Meridell - Excuses... If you don't know what it means, why did you use it in a sentence? by void_walker
	Random Things! Reality happens... by sky665
	Appearing Act! Now you see me... now you don't... now you see me again.... by jkalyan
	The Neopals I think might be a jinx... by roxanne_vergara99
	Major Malfunction #19 "The Toy Shop Lupe" by moonxtal
	Yurbles, Kougras, and Bori! Oh my! Good Ol' Coltzan... by unicorn_fantasy13
	Everyday Adventures of Zack Zafara "It will make you smarter..." by rufusrockskp
	Insanity Test BOOM!!! by saienian
	The Odd Couple Am I missing anything? Also by gloss_frozen by mindela_me
	Neopian Wackiness Typing Wackiness Also by stace2000 by cherv1
	Meridellian Mayhem- The Beach Issue "Skarl finally is making himself useful!" by ikkin_with_attitude
	All Ears Krawk Island Vacation: Eating by tdyans
	Zaffia's Days Talk about new moves... by megawolf77
	Revenge of the Flowpers! No Flowper day, eh? by soggy_cardboard
	A Very Stuffed Abode Now's the time to ask any science questions you may have... Art by shadih_temporary by 0523ck
	Island Babe and Friends: A Cure for Bloaty Feet How can I ever afford the cure? by syas82301
	Neo Logic Always remember to smile... by running_wind_horse
	Or You'll Walk the Plank... So...THAT'S what its for... by goldenchaos

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"Skies over Meridell" by extreme_fj0rd
The papers were covered with strange diagrams that probably would have made no sense to anyone but the two Kyrii siblings...

Other Stories

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In Living Color
"He'll be perfect. We could use a servant to help around the house."

by auntfalcor

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The Power in a Name
This Eyrie was no common Eyrie. He had no name. He had been raised by a group of earth faeries from the day he was born...

by imogenweasley

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Negg Sweeper - The Game You Didn’t Know About
Negg Sweeper is a game that most Neopians look right pass, without giving it a second thought. All that should change.

by cyanamide

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Magic or Mud?
I always wonder about new "junk" items that flood neopia. Are they really just a worthless item, a piece of junk? Should I collect 1000 of them, or should I sell off as many as I can and avoid them like the plague?

by dewonthelilyms

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The Beauty Shop of Horrors: Part Five
"She was trying to force me to put that shampoo on! She acted all weird when I told her what my name was! And, she had those eyes. They looked just like…"

by blubblub317

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The Missing Mint Kyrii Ice Cream: Part Three
"Here, let me help," I said, grabbing the two smallest bags that I saw. Then I looked up, and realized what I had to do next...

by shadowcristal

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