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Issue: 174 | 21st day of Sleeping, Y7

Comics

	No Squishy! Ew! A discusting talking worm! Art by ickessler by sunstone_fire
	Calli and Polaroid Lesson 1: Leaders of Evilness by missmnmsfreak
	The Rock Pool Rascals "Pirate Ploy" by leptonychotes
	Room for Two We've got to get you help... by child_dragon
	Down the Symol Hole What really happens when your Petpet jumps into the hole? by kingrelinquished
	A Snowbunny Tale Only... ASPARAGUS?! by i_love_yellow_sporks
	And the Meepits Outgrabe "Nimmo Yoga" by kittylin
	Neolife Collab Maybe sometimes things happen for a reason... Idea by starcaw by rubya_fire
	The N00bopian Times lyk omg dis comik iz da kewlist!!!1 by cherv1
	Totally Serious We're SERIOUS comic-type-people! by cati65
	Life With Snowager #6 The many faces of the Snowager... by moondust_dreams
	As Much as a Bori Can Take! Could be worse... by kudou
	Finny's Corner Me? Obsessed? by divisible_by_zero
	Sloth on the Rox The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 5) by plushieowner
	...Oops... I guess it doesn't work... by kagura_the_wind
	Wannabe Meridellian Princess With the war over, Lisha is given the chance to dress like a noble lady... by iriswind
	After A Rainy Day What's wrong with this picture? by i_hate_backstabbers
	Neopia Acres Previously, on Neopia Acres... by wyomingslim
	Monotony Wheel Who never has never gone through this? ô.o by wizardmoncita
	The Wild Imagination of an Eccentric Feepit Is that you in there? by running_wind_horse
	The Uber Spiffy Doodle Chicken?? 0.o by uplaw
	Down 4 Maintenance #2 A trip to Mystery Island... by frootloop409
	Mulligan Childcare isn't for everyone... by arg0naut
	Speck the Speckled What do you do with dung? by cheetah_kougra
	Snow Woes! A Mushed Adventure! by resurrectedwarrior
	Faerie Woes Woe #3: Bad Hair Days by roller_coaster26
	The Comic Of D00M On the chat boards! by _dratini01_
	Floofeh No wonder there aren't any libraries in Neopia. by jupeboxgal
	Common Sense Ooooh! A new shop! Art by ickessler by sirussblack
	Sasha's Sketches Talk about multiple personalities... by washeh

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We’ve all heard it before. A steaming plate of food is placed before you, and as you look over the broccoli/carrots/peas, you hear: “make sure you eat all your vegetables.” Now you’re sitting there, thinking, ‘Yuk! Brussel Sprouts!’ But, should all vegetables be categorized like this?...

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One Scary Night
"Poor Albert! Evil Esophagor! He turned Mutant! I'm gonna turn Mutant like him!"

by kacheeklover3579

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Weekend Fun
For some reason a Darigan Zafara brought an invitation to my doorstep and said she couldn't wait to see me this weekend!

by erileen

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50 New Year's Resoloutions for You
New Year's Resolutions. What should they be this year? Should you try to lose weight once again? Attempt to break your scratchcard addiction? Resolve to finally save up for a paint brush this time, instead of blowing it all on plushies?

by dogzruleyeah330

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After Being Frozen - The Taelia Story
Hello, I’m Mackenzie, here do a random, insane, pointless interview with Taelia, who has just been thawed from a long, icy, prison sentence. If I may ask so, how was it, Taelia?

by jesse12_3

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The Wand of Supernova: Part Two
"Come on, Frosty," she told her petpet, "we're just going to wing it. I can't make heads or tails of this map, so we're just going to ask around... and see what we find."

by lavender_summer

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Darkness Binding 4: Part Two
Fyora was left speechless for a moment. Her eyes opened wide and she slowly said, "Those... are some rather serious accusations. Is there proof of this?"

by nomad2

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