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Issue: 160 | 1st day of Collecting, Y6

Comics

	Neopian Paradox: Gourmet Trouble Ewww, like gross! by paradoxigal
	Opportunity Knocks But Once Using the Kadoatery to your advantage... by kichiko28
	Neopian Wackiness Tomato Contest Wackiness by cherv1
	Neotails "The Makeover" by catsurii
	NeoDiaries of an Enslaved Kiko Why are you in the dark? by _lordofthefrogs_
	Fishing: The Skeith Way A fish for me, a carrot for you. A fish for-- by rhoc
	~Kougra Tails~ All I received... by coolcat_ka
	Chocolate Chips Never go fishing with a carrot... by _wolfpuppy_
	Weird Things I've been thinking... by emuu2
	Watch Out! I'm gonna feed a- by goldchocobo21
	Virtu Agents "A Toast To The End?" by agentsaepenon
	Esophagor Tales: Picture Day Being a big blob has its disadvantages... by xxxlilravenxxx
	Sloth's Other Side Is Sloth hiding something? by random_geyser
	Small Talk I see... but you can't... hehehe. by ninavogel
	Random Insanity: Sloth's New Assistant "A New Job" by lunagirl52
	Just Our Luck... Don't you hate these days... by kzoolaur
	Life Lessons #2 Just Waiting by xtrat
	Going Bananas Sometimes picking a Petpet isn't easy... by cassieleigh4242
	I Wish! I think this would even the odds... by mr_rubber_band
	Hysteria Sleepy head. by rabbit_chan
	Stuck in the Neopet House What can I feed you? by spotthechelsey
	Insanely Random A question not meant for The Snowager... by fenlil
	Adskidaf, Inc. I'm exactly where I started. by _chazm_
	Chaz and Crackers It smelled so bad poor Renn fell out of his own comic... by kybin
	Almost Normal "Back from the Lab" by _leraje_
	The Rhetorical Answers Take that! by floofeh_one
	Lunaticity "The New Toaster" by jerk_head
	My Hero I shall rid the world of all evil does and... um... evil... ness! by tearsonroses
	Lupe Tails #2 No, it's Lupe Day! by cannonsmbt
	A Gruslen Game of Fetch What will Tennyson the Gruslen come back with this time? by rhuddlan
	Toast A must for every NT comic :) by karnella
	Moshi Moshi No one takes my evilness seriously... by mewtru
	A Shoyru Thing Like everyone says, "An apple a day, keeps the user away". by dark_phoenix339
	404:Slow Serving 'Fast' food was never funnier! by kala_ko
	Speck the Speckled You are not hungry. by cheetah_kougra
	Makyan and Me IV I guess I'd just like to apologize... by cleoannie
	Freaky Factory is Awesome! The challenge! The intrigue! by lamenesspersonified
	Neopian Secrets I always wondered where all that stuff comes from... by dooleysdacrazy
	Escape from the Neolodge Lenny meets Lupe. Lupe meets Lenny. Happens all the time. Lupe and Lenny become partners...now THAT is simply weird. by despise
	Just Another Day Just another game of Shapeshifter. by twink_lingz
	Sketchy I gotta new avatar! by amg77
	Neo Funk Ramble Jamming in Neopia by tophole
	@ Home Cook Needed by lil_bloo_roo
	Wishful Thinking Role Reversal by barbcat00
	The Pet Patrol Revolution When Pinklets fly... by neo_tomi

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"A Punchbag Named Sid" by shadowcristal
Sid just stood there, letting the information sink in. Favorite… Being special...

Other Stories

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Welcome to Edna's Tower
"I want you to get me that Cackle avatar," Tiffany answered, giving me my coat. "Just ask Edna nicely for it and she'll give it to you."

by sarahsuk

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Unforgotten Despair
A sinister thought flashed through his mind. Ditzy really belonged to his little sister but since she and a friend had gone on vacation to Mystery Island for the week, he was forced to look after the sickly sweet Ona.

by ginger23456

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The Best Adventure Spots in Neopia: Tyrannia
Your guide to exploring Tyrannia, inspired by intense boredom.

by neo_star_queen

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Kreludan Mining Corp. - Earning a Golden Spaceship
Home of mines, orange Grundos, blue gems, and...more orange Grundos. You may think that Kreludor’s just a big, dark, scary planet in the sky. Well, you’d be wrong, it’s actually a big, dark, scary moon in the sky...

by umbreon_of_the_moon

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Finding Kourage: Part Five
She carefully opened the clean, polished, maple door. It creaked like it always did. She smiled. Home. It sounded and tasted so good on her tongue.

by larenbeka

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Love You Like a Sister II: A Moment's Glimpse: Part Two
I had only looked back once, and I knew it was for the final time. I started walking to the Arcades, wiping the tears off of me. I entered and saw Splash playing Zurroball.

by tennisblondie16

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