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Issue: 160 | 1st day of Collecting, Y6

Comics

	Neopian Paradox: Gourmet Trouble Ewww, like gross! by paradoxigal
	Opportunity Knocks But Once Using the Kadoatery to your advantage... by kichiko28
	Neopian Wackiness Tomato Contest Wackiness by cherv1
	Neotails "The Makeover" by catsurii
	NeoDiaries of an Enslaved Kiko Why are you in the dark? by _lordofthefrogs_
	Fishing: The Skeith Way A fish for me, a carrot for you. A fish for-- by rhoc
	~Kougra Tails~ All I received... by coolcat_ka
	Chocolate Chips Never go fishing with a carrot... by _wolfpuppy_
	Weird Things I've been thinking... by emuu2
	Watch Out! I'm gonna feed a- by goldchocobo21
	Virtu Agents "A Toast To The End?" by agentsaepenon
	Esophagor Tales: Picture Day Being a big blob has its disadvantages... by xxxlilravenxxx
	Sloth's Other Side Is Sloth hiding something? by random_geyser
	Small Talk I see... but you can't... hehehe. by ninavogel
	Random Insanity: Sloth's New Assistant "A New Job" by lunagirl52
	Just Our Luck... Don't you hate these days... by kzoolaur
	Life Lessons #2 Just Waiting by xtrat
	Going Bananas Sometimes picking a Petpet isn't easy... by cassieleigh4242
	I Wish! I think this would even the odds... by mr_rubber_band
	Hysteria Sleepy head. by rabbit_chan
	Stuck in the Neopet House What can I feed you? by spotthechelsey
	Insanely Random A question not meant for The Snowager... by fenlil
	Adskidaf, Inc. I'm exactly where I started. by _chazm_
	Chaz and Crackers It smelled so bad poor Renn fell out of his own comic... by kybin
	Almost Normal "Back from the Lab" by _leraje_
	The Rhetorical Answers Take that! by floofeh_one
	Lunaticity "The New Toaster" by jerk_head
	My Hero I shall rid the world of all evil does and... um... evil... ness! by tearsonroses
	Lupe Tails #2 No, it's Lupe Day! by cannonsmbt
	A Gruslen Game of Fetch What will Tennyson the Gruslen come back with this time? by rhuddlan
	Toast A must for every NT comic :) by karnella
	Moshi Moshi No one takes my evilness seriously... by mewtru
	A Shoyru Thing Like everyone says, "An apple a day, keeps the user away". by dark_phoenix339
	404:Slow Serving 'Fast' food was never funnier! by kala_ko
	Speck the Speckled You are not hungry. by cheetah_kougra
	Makyan and Me IV I guess I'd just like to apologize... by cleoannie
	Freaky Factory is Awesome! The challenge! The intrigue! by lamenesspersonified
	Neopian Secrets I always wondered where all that stuff comes from... by dooleysdacrazy
	Escape from the Neolodge Lenny meets Lupe. Lupe meets Lenny. Happens all the time. Lupe and Lenny become partners...now THAT is simply weird. by despise
	Just Another Day Just another game of Shapeshifter. by twink_lingz
	Sketchy I gotta new avatar! by amg77
	Neo Funk Ramble Jamming in Neopia by tophole
	@ Home Cook Needed by lil_bloo_roo
	Wishful Thinking Role Reversal by barbcat00
	The Pet Patrol Revolution When Pinklets fly... by neo_tomi

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"Gunza the Crybaby" by tree_rhymer
He had tried really hard to be mean, but he was just too nice...

Other Stories

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The Keeper of Maraqua: Genesis
She had never seen Queen Aangeela before, nor had she seen been in the Palace of Maraqua. Micella hadn't even seen the Palace up close.

by jedimaster891

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Gunza the Crybaby
He had tried to be tough and cool like the other Grarrls in his grade. He was supposed to be one of the most feared Neopets, for Sloth's sake! But he just couldn't muster up the courage to bully an Acara out of her lunch money.

by tree_rhymer

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Adult Neopians
Nearly every time I visit the message boards I see a post relating to it in some way. Getting curious?

by sylvester_2528

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The Greatest Secret in all of Neopia?
I know many of my fellow Neopians are loyal questers for Jhudora and Illusen. I myself continually quest for Illusen, though I haven’t yet earned a Honey Potion. But the question I feel compelled to ask is, why?

by mydogisfudge

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The Neo-Rakarr: Part One
Kokyu knew something was wrong. He had sensed the flash of wrongness in Aihami's direction, and as he read her glance clearly he thought he could guess the cause of the trouble...

by shelleylow

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The Eragotten Legacy: Part Three
"Relax, Jury, I'm sure the others are with us. We just have to concentrate on Blanchette and Sequen at the time…"

by dando52

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